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so i have this research paper, right? nothing I haven't done before, and my teacher's like "it has to relate to julius caesar" so i ask, "hey can i do it on assassinations of world leaders?"
"yeah sure i dont get paid enough for this why not"

so i do it and history is my fav subject so i like REALLY write it, and i look at the instructions to see if i missed anything
and in bIG ASS LETTERS:

500-750 word count

pic from my paper:

WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOWWWWW

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOWWWWW

IVE ALREADY GONE TWICE THE LIMIT SO DO I JUST SUBMIT AND PRAY MY TEACHER ACCEPTS OR ACCEPT DEFEAT CAUSE ITS LEGIT DUE TOMORROW AND THE POWER MIGHT GO OUT CAUSE OF STORMS AND IM ABOUT TO HAVE A STROKE OMG

AND I CANT SHORTEN CAUSE EVERYTHING. IS. IMPORTANTTTTT MY HISTORY BRAIN CANT WIN

FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK why cant i just read the instructions beforeeeee

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