(Yes these are canon conversations that have happened in the world of this story now. You're welcome)
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Y/n: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
[Static]
Y/n: Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
[Static]
Y/n: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
[Static]
Mavis: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Y/n: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Mavis: But what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Y/n: Mavis, they...they weren't always orphans.
Mavis:
[Static]
Mavis: Are you an 'arr' pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Y/n: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
[Static]
Mavis: Violence isn't the answer.
Y/n: You're right.
Mavis: *sighs in relief*
Y/n: Violence is the question.
Mavis: What?
Y/n, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Mavis, running after them: NO-
[Static]
Store Worker: Would a "Ms. Mavis" please come to the front desk?
Mavis, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Y/n and Drac
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Y/n and Drac, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Mavis: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
[Static]
Mavis, driving Y/n and Drac: So how was your day?
Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!
Mavis: What?
Drac: We almost got kidnapped.
Mavis: Oh, okay.
Mavis: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
[Static]
Y/n: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Drac: How am I supposed to know?
Mavis: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Drac: *sighs*
Drac: You wouldn't be trapped.
[Static]
*Mavis's helping Y/n out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Drac: How does Y/n look?
Frank: A little better than you, actually.
[Static]
Mavis: *Screams*
Y/n: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Drac: Should we do something?
Frank: No, I want to see who wins.
[Static]
Drac: Why are your tongues purple?
Mavis: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Y/n: I had a red one.
Drac: oh
Drac:
Drac: OH
Frank:
Frank: You drank each other's slushies?
[Static]
Mavis: What does 'take out' mean?
Y/n: Food.
Drac: Dating
Frank: Murder
Murray: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
[Static]
Mavis: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Y/n: Several traffic violations.
Drac: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Frank: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Murray: Also, that's not our car.
[Static]
Mavis: Bye Y/n! Bye Drac! Bye Frank! Bye Murray! Bye Y/n!
Drac: You said 'bye Y/n' twice.
Mavis: I like Y/n.
[Static]
Mavis: We need to distract these guys
Y/n: Leave it to me
Y/n: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Drac, Frank, and Murray: *Immediately begin arguing*
Wayne, watching in horror: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
[Static]
*The squad right before Mavis's wedding*
Y/n: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Wayne: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Frank: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Murray: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Drac, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
[Static]
Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Mavis: Hey.
Drac: Hi.
Frank: Hello.
Murray: Hey!
Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Wayne: We were out of Doritos.
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Hotel Transylvania: The Hero (Hotel Transylvania X Male!Reader)
FanfictionY/n L/n, a vigilante who hunts Monster Hunters finds himself at a Hotel for monsters in Romania, and has to hide his true identity as a human. While there, he meets Mavis, the daughter to Dracula, and the two Zing.
