🌊Giyuu Tomioka🌊
Tomioka was drinking tea with Shinobu when Y/n came through the room and to her/his father
Y/n: Papa?
Tomioka: Yes?
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Tomioka choked on his food a little and then looked at Y/n
Tomioka: What did you just say?
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Tomioka: Umm...Umm...Umm...Umm...
Tomioka just sat there shaking like a leaf
Tomioka: So umm....So there's a man....and a women...and they....ummm...
Shinobu: This is painful to watch.
🦋Shinobu Kocho🦋
Shinobu was talking with Kanao and Aoi when Y/n came over and tugged on her hoari. Shinobu looked down at Y/n bended down to her/his level.
Shinobu: Hello dear.
Y/n: Hi Mom. Can I ask you a question?
Shinobu: Of course.
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
There was a moment of silence before Shinobu turned her head over to Kanao and Aoi.
Shinobu: Kanao and Aoi, please leave. I need to have a conversation with Y/n.
Kanao and Aoi nodded and went their own way. Shinobu say down next to her daughter/son.
Shinobu: Now, Babies come from women.
Y/n: They do?
Shinobu: Yes.
Y/n: I always thought the came from vegetables.
Shinobu giggle at her daughter/son little comment.
🔥Kyojuro Rengoku🔥
Rengoku was out training when his daughter/son came over and tugged on his pants leg.
Rengoku: My flame! What do you need?
Y/n: Where do babies come from, Daddy?
Rengoku froze and had to process what his daughter/son said.
Rengoku: Okay...umm...umm...So when a mother and father love each other very much...they...Go and make pie.
Y/n: Pie?
Rengoku: Yep!
Y/n: Can we go make pie, Daddy?
Rengoku: No no no no no!
Y/n: Why not?
Rengoku was now regretting every word he said.
💖Mitsuri Kanroji💖
Y/n: Mama?
Mitsuri: Yes baby?
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Mitsuri immediately turned red as she looked at her daughter/son.
Mitsuri: Ummm....Why do you ask?
Y/n: Because I saw my friends mana and she didn't have a big belly but now she does and you said that then women want babies, their belly's get really big.
Mitsuri: Umm...Why don't you go ask your Daddy?
Y/n: I did and he said that ask you.
Mitsuri: Oh no....Okay so...Babies...Coke from Mommies. They wish on a shooting star for a baby and then the morning after making their wish, they will be pregnant.
Y/n: Wow! Can I do that?
Mitsuri: You'll have to wait til you're older.
Y/n: Awww...
🐍Iguro Obanai🐍
Y/n: Father?
Iguro: Yes?
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Iguro: They grow from plants.
Y/n: Really?
Iguro: Yes.
🌪Sanemi Shinuzagawa🌪
Sanemi was just relaxing on his day off when Y/n came over to ask him a question.
Y/n: Papa?
Sanemi: What.
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Sanemi: They fall from the sky and big ass birds come and take them.
Y/n: That sounds made up.
Sanemi: Thank god my daughter/son isn't a dumbass.
Y/n: HEY!
📿Gyomei Himejima📿
Gyomei was doing his daily praying with his daughter/son. Y/n looked over wanting to ask a simple question to her/his father.
Y/n: Father?
Gyomei: Yes?
Y/n: I have a question.
Gyomei: Go ahead.
Y/n: Where do babies come from?
Gyomei: Hmm...Have you ever heard of storks?
Y/n: No.
Gyomei: Storks are birds that find babies in marsh pits and caves and they deliver them to families.
Y/n: Oh okay that makes sense.
✨Tengen Uzui✨
Y/n: Hey Dad?
Uzui: Yeah?
Y/n: Where do Babies come from?
Uzui: Your mom-
