Percy Jackson: Incorrect Quotes (Child of Victory)

Child of Victory: Incorrect Quotes

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Y/N: I know you like Silena

Beckendorf: *Sweating* No I don't

Y/N: The how come you right CB❤️SB everywhere?

Beckendorf: It stands for Charles Beckendorf Loves Sunny Beaches *Smiles Nervously*

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Percy: Looks Like were onto Plan B

Y/N: Technically it's plan G

Clarisse: How many plans do we have? is there like, a plan M?

Y/N: Yeah but Plan M involves alot of people dying.

Clarisse: You know what, lets switch to plan M. It's much more better.

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Nico: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Y/N, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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*texting*

Y/N: I have a question for you

Annabeth: Yes I'd cry if you died

Annabeth: Yes I'd still love you if you was a worm

Annabeth: Yes I still love you

Annabeth: No I don't want to break up

Y/N: Thank you

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Percy: Hold on, I'm having one of those things - a headache with pictures.

Grover: Huh?

Y/N and Annabeth: He's having an idea.

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Annabeth: Don't panic, i have a few knives up my sleeve for situations like this

New Camper: Don't you mean tricks?

Y/N: No, she doesn't

Annabeth, taking dagger out of sleeve: No, i don't

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Percy, who just watched Y/N fight about 800 monsters: ....How are you alive?

Y/N: Out of pure spite :)

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Percy: I've done a bunch of dumb stuff

Grover: I've seen a bunch of Dumb stuff

Y/N: I've recorded a bunch of dumb stuff

Annabeth: I'VE TRIED TO STOP YOU IDOITS FROM DOING DUMB STUFF!

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Y/N: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type.

Annabeth, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Y/N: Perfect.

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Y/N: Hey, has anybody seen my top?

Thalia: yeah, Annabeth is in the garden

Y/N:

Thalia:

Y/N: THALIA?!!!

Thalia: Am I wrong?

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Y/N: What you in the mood for?

Annabeth: World Domination.

Y/N: That's a bit ambitions 

Annabeth: Your my world❤️

Y/N: Awwww...

Annabeth: :)

Y/N: :)

Annabeth: 😏

Y/N: :|

Y/N: OH!-

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Percy: why the hades is Hera not constantly cussing Zeus out? She's the goddess of marriage and he constantly cheats on her.

Annabeth: The last time Hera stood up to Zeus directly he hung her from the sky.

Y/N: that's bullshit. From now on every time I insult Zeus it's on her behalf.