Percy Jackson: Incorrect Quotes (Child of Victory)

Child of Victory: Incorrect Quotes Part 6

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*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Jason, Hazel and Nico: *Didnt go on and are watching them*

Annabeth, Piper, and Frank: *spinning a little and talking*

Leo, Y/N, and Percy: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Y/N: Did you get Grovers reports I looked over?

Chiron: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.

Y/N: Good. Thanks, dad.

*everyone stares at Y/N*

Y/N, confused: Why is everyone staring at me?

Percy: You just called Chiron "dad."

Percy: You said, "thanks, dad."

Y/N: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."

Chiron: Do you see me as a father figure, L/N?

Y/N: No. If anything, I see you as a "bother" figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

Beckendorf: Hey, show your father some respect.

Y/N: I didn't call him dad!

Chiron: No, no, no, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment.

Chris: It's not a big deal. I called Clarisse "mom" once, and she's my fiancée.

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Chris has psycho-sexual issues!

Leo: Old news. But you calling Chiron "daddy"...

Y/N: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.

Percy: But you did call him "dad," dude.

Y/N: You shut up. You've done nothing but be a dumbass since you got here.

Percy: All right, all right, I'll admit I wasn't paying attention during Chiron's lessons, But the dad thing, that happened.

Y/N: AHA! He admitted that his lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.

Chiron: I believe you. 

Y/N: Thank you.

Chiron: Son...Do you want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:....I'd like that.

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Percy: If I fall...

Y/N: I'll be there to catch you.

Annabeth: *looks at Y/N* What if I fall?

Y/N: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Dionysus: *watches these two interactions*

Dionysus, to Y/N: And if I fall?

Y/N: I'll be the one who pushed you.

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Percy: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Calypso: Sure!

Percy: What's your favorite color?

Calypso, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

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ten-year-old Nico about Percy and gang: I just want to be included.

Nico, after being included: what the fuck—

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Percy: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?

Calypso: Yes?

Percy: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.

Calypso: Fuck.

Percy: It's gonna be a fun week!

Calypso: I'm going to Y/N and Annabeth's house!

Percy: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker!

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Nico: That's ridiculous. Will doesn't have a crush on me!

Percy: Yes he does.

Annabeth: Yes he does.

Y/N: Yes he does

Will: Yes I do.

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