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Will: *running towards Nico with open arms*
Nico: *moves out of the way*
Will: Hey, why'd you move?!
Nico: I thought you were going to attack me.
Will: I was going to hug you!
Nico: Why would you hug me?
Will: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Chiron: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Piper: Get two more chairs.
Leo: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Clarisse: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Mr. D: I would never be near children.
Nico: Get rid of two kids.
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Will: When Nico was born, the gods probably said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Y/N: Please. When they were born, Minos said, "Oh, competition."
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Y/N: Talk dirty to me~
Annabeth: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Y/N: Wha-
Annabeth: The economy is in shambles.
Y/N: Never mind, Just peg me
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Percy: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Nico: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Percy: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
Nico: Oh, no, I do.
Percy: Well, what is it?
Nico: You see, I simply don't give a fuck.
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Grover: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Y/N: Grover-
Y/N: It- it was just an ant-
Grover, Sobbing:
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Percy: Ow!
Annabeth: What's wrong?
Percy: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Annabeth: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
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Y/N: Percy always accuses me of having a favorite, but that's not true.
Y/N: I love Annabeth and all the not-Annabeth's equally.
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Percy Jackson: Incorrect Quotes (Child of Victory)
FanfictionThis is a Incorrect Quotes book with Percy Jackson characters based on my Annabeth x Y/N story. Story link: https://www.wattpad.com/1407513248-percy-jackson-child-of-victory-annabeth-chase-x Story Name: Percy Jackson: Child of Victory (Annabeth Cha...
