Plungerman: I'll ride with you commander since it will be a hassle to use the glitch toilet in this situation
EF black cameraman: Right, I'm fine with that, it seems as though the garrison infantry is pushing the civilians aside
EF tv man 5: The scouts are now moving in, now we just wait for when they want us to cross through
Meanwhile, back at the alliance base
EF engineer cameraman 1: Camera helicopters are good and ready to go!
EF cameraman 410: Perfect, everyone, get your gear, lens, headphones, jetpacks everything, we're going in
EF cameraman 232: I look like a special unit bro, look at this
EF cameraman 210: I know, we all do, I'm absolutely killing it
EF speakerman 399: Let's go, our friend definitely need us
EF large cameraman 95: hell yeah! With this new laser cannon, I'm carrying, no one will dare to fight us
With as many agents as the helicopters could fit, the doors sealed up, the blades began rotating, and in a few minutes, the camera helicopters successfully took off. They are now en route to their other comrades.
Calaneth district
Random man 6: Hey, what the point of this??
Random man 7: What did they even come back with!?
Random man 10: Oh, look, it's the titan boy!
Random 7: I guess this was another huge waste of our money again!
Civilians continue on with trash talking the scouts and Eren as they walk through.
Eren: Why? I just came back, and they're already mad at me!?
Mikasa: Eren, don't listen to them
Erwin: We have enough room now, our new allies may pass through
Levi: Maybe they'll shut up finally once they see those "titans" walk through
Erwin raises his blade to the alliance, signaling them to pass through.
EF black cameraman: That's the go signal
EF tv man 5: it's time to show this world who we are
EF cameraman 2: You know, we could for sure crank some music
EF black cameraman: I'll tell the speakermen, they know exactly what to play turns on radio my speaker fellows, you know what to do radio cuts
EF speakerman 1: Is the commander really letting us?
EF speakerman 4: he is
EF speakerman 1: I've been waiting to do this
Hange: MOBLIT GET UP HERE!!
Moblit: It's too dangerous!!
Hange: JUST COME UP HERE!!
EF large speakerman 9: Grab the human and put him on my shoulder
The large tv man swoops his hand and grabs Moblit, who looks like he's about to lose his mind and leaves him on the large speakermans shoulder next to Hange, who's having an ecstacy.
Hange: MOBLIT HOW ARE YOU NOT ENJOYING THIS!!!??
Moblit: Hange you're going insane!
EF black cameraman: turns on radio all units on me, follow my lead, maintain a slow speed, and also for those walking alongside, just wave and give the people a thumbs up, walk proud radio cuts
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Attack on Skibidi
FanfictionIt's been 2 years since the skibidi toilet war ended. The world is still rebuilding, recovering from the effects. Some believe the alliance is growing soft, that is until a sudden blink of danger came from another world, and it just happens that the...
