CHAPTER 3: WHERE ARE WE

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3rd pov: It was a peaceful morning, somewhere within the walls of a military courtroom, tucked behind tall towering walls built to protect the supposed last bit of humanity

A blue light flashes, and our heroes Plungerman and Surveillance camerawoman are thrown into the middle of a courtroom where a very important trial is to soon take place

Surveillance camerawoman: You've got to be kidding me as she stands up, wiping off some dust. You got us stuck down here and now look WHERE WE ARE!!

Plungerman: Listen I had to do it, I just had to, I'm sorry

Surveillance camerawoman: we are so going to die

Plungerman: we won't, I'll get us back to our world, let me send us back

Surveillance camerawoman: quickly do so, I don't want to even know what is going on this spacious room with this odd metal beam here in the middle

Plungerman: uhhhh we got a problem as he ferociously spams the big button on the small walkie talkie device that takes them between worlds

Surveillance camerawoman: spit it out

Plungerman: uhhhhh sooooo the device is not working

Surveillance camerawoman: I'm going to willingly shoot you, no ill tear you apart with my own hands, I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT UNDER CONTROL

Plungerman: Well I did "had" it under control and now it doesn't want to work

Surveillance camerawoman: tv woman is going to murder me

Plungerman: Really??, I'm pretty sure she would kill me first, or even worse titan cameraman would disown me

Surveillance camerawoman: Our comms are jammed, I'm not picking up any signal and I can't send an emergency one to so guess we're stranded

Plungerman: it'll work, be patient, besides we're lucky we didn't clash into skibidi toilets

Surveillance camerawoman: yeah because who knows where they are!!!

Then the doors to the courtroom swung open with 2 men wearing an odd uniform with a hooded cloak behind them walk in on the 2 elite units arguing about their current predicament

Military police: so if we get a lease on Eren yeager we just shoot him and he's dead right?

Military police #2: basically yes we shoot him if we win this case

Military police: .....

Military police #2: what?

Military police: look while shaking intensively pointing his finger into the middle of the coutroom

Military police #2: What are those things!?!?!? And what's that on there head??!

Military police #2: freeze!!!! Hold your hands up while holding up his musket

Plungerman: well look at us pulls out plungers I dare you

Black camerawoman then starts locking on to her targets and fires tranquilizers at the 2 men within the blink of an eye knocking them out cold

Plungerman: Well that was quick

Black camerawoman: Better than whatever your idea was, throwing plungers at their faces?

Plungerman: Either way, we've got no time and judging by how this room is set up, something very important will take place place

Black camerawoman: so disguise?

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