CHAPTER 8: NEW PLAN

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It's midnight, the alarms trigger, it's the toilets.

EF black cameraman: whyyyyyyy, we just got kicked by a naked baby hours ago, and now this!!! Turns on comms Alll units, attention all units, we have incoming skibidi toilets, arm yourselves and be ready to fight, then the comms are turned off.

EF cameraman 249: toilets, about several hundreds of them approaching the main gate!!! Don't let them reach the portal!!

Normal toilets: skibidi, skibidi skibi-

The toilets gain sight of the impaled toilets, knowing they'll be defeated and end up like their comrades, most of them flee while the remaining ones that tried to attack got blasted away by a speaker strider.

EF cameraman 232: HELL YEAH!!

EF cameraman 210: THEY'VE GOT NOTHING ON US!!

EF black cameraman: glad no one was injured this time

EF tv man 5: yeah, our hospital is filled right now, we can't afford more injuries

EF black cameraman: for now we'll be holding out here, resting, titan cameraman reached out to us

EF tv man 5: wait really?

EF black cameraman: yeah, he said he's sending in 600 reinforcements and some more vehicles to make up for our loss.

EF tv man 5: very well then, all we have to do is sit and wait

It's been 2 days since the aberrant titan attacked the convoy, the alliance hasn't  left their base to explore the region. Everyone's either been playing chess, cleaning up the base, repairing, playing games, but nothing else has happened besides the failed toilet attack. Everything seemed quiet until..

EF black cameraman: Everyone, good news today!!!, we got our first batch of reinforcements coming through, we shall greet out brethren!

EF Alliance memebers: YES SIR!!

EF cameraman 2: okay everyone stay clear of the portal, we got incoming allies

EF large tv man 2: It's probably more newbies who have never fought during the war

EF large speakerman 20: probably, just like us, no one here has ever seen a day of the war

EF large tv man 2: whether anyone is a veteran or not, all that matters is that we restore human order

EF large speakerman 20: we are robots after all

EF large tv man 2: robots with autonomy, but either way we shouldn't question our existence, it'll deteriorate our minds

The portal starts to glow even brighter, the coils wrapping around the machinery that deliver the energy to keep it running start giving off small blue electric bolts.

Elite cameraman: Hello everyone, elite cameraman here, this is elite news and today we give you an update on what has happened so far.

Isotoilet: Make your tea and grab your snacks because hear this, the alliance has successfully established a base in the new world

Elite cameraman: and so far they haven't suffered any deaths

Isotoilet: but the alliance has had its draw backs in the new world, from a recent report during a recon mission, a sudden "giant naked beast" managed to destroy one of the trucks severely injuring some agents

Elite cameraman: that is truly sad, we wish them a speedy recovery, and right now as we can see through one of the drones, titan cameraman is sending in the first wave of reinforcements, THE FIRST!!

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