Attack on Skibidi

CHAPTER 7: OH IT CAN CRAWL???

In the world of man eating titans, the sun rises up over the new alliance base. Two large alliance members are standing, right next to a guard tower.

EF large speakerman 20: What a lovely morning

EF large cameraman 13: Yeah, everything looks, vibrant..

EF large speakerman 20: except for the toilets on pikes and spikes

EF large cameraman 13: oh yeah I  barely remember what those 2 did yesterday, but doesn't something seem off to you?

EF large speakerman 20: like what? The grass?, the base?, the naked titans?

EF large cameraman 13: no I'm referring to the toilets

EF large speakerman 20: is it that they're on sticks?

EF large cameraman 13: Hold on let me make my point, have you noticed that they all seem... normal? Like there is no modifications

EF large speakerman 20: keep going

EF large cameraman 20: None of these toilets, none of them have armor, none of them have rockets or guns, none of them have legs, nor jetpacks, they're just normal, and the thing is, size wise..
They're all literally like small sized toilets.

EF large speakerman 20: that's true, although some of them are large, like around 2 or 3 meters, 6-9 feet.

EF large cameraman 13: yeah but a small number of them

Then a large tv man teleports behind them

EF large tv man 2: it seems you two are also noticing something

EF large speakerman 20: ahh, oh wait yeah you can teleport

EF large cameraman 13: dang, you're also noticing this?

EF large tv man 2: Yes, when I was out there, helping clean, I noticed something too just like you said, but hear this,
There was a sudden short pause in his speech...
There was only one singular parasite toilet among the 30,000+ toilet army.

Everyone was silent, not really expecting that, because that is a shock to the speakerman and cameraman.

EF large speakerman 20: just one?

EF large tv man 2: yep, just one holding his index finger up

EF large cameraman 13: That doesn't make any sense, like why just one??

EF large tv man 2: I can pretty much say with confidence that the toilets we're pretty confident about infecting the boy Eren Jaeger/Yeager,  so they just sent a massive army
with only one parasite but we just happened to show up and ruin
their plan.

EF large cameraman 13: those are some interesting points you make, but if the toilets were confident enough, then they for sure would have more

EF large speakerman 20: way more

EF large tv man 2: it seems like we are all caught on to something, now this is something we should tell our commander about.

EF large cameraman 20: I'll tell him, he must hear this to at least put some thought into that first night.

As the black cameraman was preparing another recon convoy again to explore the region, the large cameraman approaches the commander.

EF black cameraman: oh hello there, is there a problem?

EF large cameraman 13: quite a problem it is, so you remember that night, that very first night we arrived in this world

EF black cameraman: Yes, I remember that battle, marvelous victory for the alliance