Incorrect Quotes

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I always said I wouldn't do incorrect quotes but here I am.

-Kwazii: What are you looking at?

Shellington:*Panicked* A hot person!

Dashi:*Face slap.*-

-Tweak: I can fix anything!

Peso: Even me?

Tweak: Almost anything!-

-Barnacles:*Sounds Octoalert*

Everyone: What's wrong?

Barnacles: MY TYPING'S IN ALL CAPS.-

-Dashi:*Exists*

Inkling: Is she drunk?

Everyone: No. That's much worse.

Inkling: .          .
                    _      -

-Tracker: I like independent and strong women

Kwazii: Glances at Dashi when Tracker doesn't

Peso: I thought he liked men?

Kwazii: *Dies laughing*-

-Paani: W rizz skibidi toilet

Barnacles: Is that English?

Tweak: What happened. Paani?

Paani: L rizz

Pinto: Yes٫ Yes-

-Inkling: Owls eye size is interesting

Peso: Am I interesting?

Inkling: Not at all-

-Tweak: I'm glad is was in your dreams last night

Barnacles:*Confuzzled* You weren't

Tweak:*Eyebrows raise* But I could be-

-Dashi: Raise a glass

Peso: I don't have one

Dashi: It's okay

Kwazii: You can have my spare window shield

Peso:*Jaw drops*

Kwazii: What-

-Dashi: It's not what it looks like

Tweak: Then why are you so guilty

Dashi: Um-

-Shellington: I have your IQ test results here

Paani: What is it?

Shellington: If it was out of 100 you failed-

-Barnacles:*Just woke up*

Kwazii: Can I have grilled cheese

Barnacles: Where's the bread

Kwazii: Why would there be bread in grilled cheese

Barnacles: 💀-

-*Peso is saving animals*

Animal: Why did you save us?

Peso: I'm an Octonaut

Animal: No way-

-Dashi: What's up with Tweak?

Barnacles: She's passive aggressive-

-Inkling: Hello Tweak

Tweak: What do you want

Inkling: Go to the hospital

Tweak: Wait 'till we pass the USA

Inkling: Why?-

-Paani:*Crying*

Dashi: WHAT HAPPENED?

Peso: One thing went wrong today for him-

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