I always said I wouldn't do incorrect quotes but here I am.
-Kwazii: What are you looking at?
Shellington:*Panicked* A hot person!
Dashi:*Face slap.*-
-Tweak: I can fix anything!
Peso: Even me?
Tweak: Almost anything!-
-Barnacles:*Sounds Octoalert*
Everyone: What's wrong?
Barnacles: MY TYPING'S IN ALL CAPS.-
-Dashi:*Exists*
Inkling: Is she drunk?
Everyone: No. That's much worse.
Inkling: . .
_ --Tracker: I like independent and strong women
Kwazii: Glances at Dashi when Tracker doesn't
Peso: I thought he liked men?
Kwazii: *Dies laughing*-
-Paani: W rizz skibidi toilet
Barnacles: Is that English?
Tweak: What happened. Paani?
Paani: L rizz
Pinto: Yes٫ Yes-
-Inkling: Owls eye size is interesting
Peso: Am I interesting?
Inkling: Not at all-
-Tweak: I'm glad is was in your dreams last night
Barnacles:*Confuzzled* You weren't
Tweak:*Eyebrows raise* But I could be-
-Dashi: Raise a glass
Peso: I don't have one
Dashi: It's okay
Kwazii: You can have my spare window shield
Peso:*Jaw drops*
Kwazii: What-
-Dashi: It's not what it looks like
Tweak: Then why are you so guilty
Dashi: Um-
-Shellington: I have your IQ test results here
Paani: What is it?
Shellington: If it was out of 100 you failed-
-Barnacles:*Just woke up*
Kwazii: Can I have grilled cheese
Barnacles: Where's the bread
Kwazii: Why would there be bread in grilled cheese
Barnacles: 💀-
-*Peso is saving animals*
Animal: Why did you save us?
Peso: I'm an Octonaut
Animal: No way-
-Dashi: What's up with Tweak?
Barnacles: She's passive aggressive-
-Inkling: Hello Tweak
Tweak: What do you want
Inkling: Go to the hospital
Tweak: Wait 'till we pass the USA
Inkling: Why?-
-Paani:*Crying*
Dashi: WHAT HAPPENED?
Peso: One thing went wrong today for him-