𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬; 𝖿𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗅𝖾𝗒

𝟣𝟦．𝗂𝖼𝗄

wednesday 

lizzy's phone

uptown girl

19:89 pm

lizzy

what if i ask ron to the ball

 

uptown girl

that is the most OUTRAGEOUS

thing i've ever heard.

why would u ever do that 😦

lizzy

the yule ball is this weekend

this sunday

i have three more days to find a date

uptown girl

but

...

ron?

lizzy

well he's probably really desperate too

i mean u heard what happened w

fleur delacour

uptown girl

BARF!

lizzy

plus it would kind of fuck w fred

so that's a pro

uptown girl

there are other ways to fuck w with fred

i would say go for george

be a little messy

but that would make u a homewrecker

thats a big no 😬

lizzy

yeah...

idk if going w ron JUST to fuck

with fred

what if i don't go 

uptown girl

i will drag you by your hair

you're going

lizzy

aww

you're so sweet

(i'm dialing 911)