Max: *Screams*
Luffy: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Zoro: Should we do something?
Nami: No, I want to see who wins.
Max: *clears throat* here we go
Max: *demonic scream*
Luffy, Zoro and Nami: .......
Max: I FUCKING WON BITCHES!!
*Max is cooking*
Luffy: Any chance that's for me?
Max: It's for Nami. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Zoro: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Max and Zoro: *beat the shit out of each other pt 2*
Max: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Luffy: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Zoro: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Nami: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
Max: .......
Max: I'll order them right now. Ur welcome and pay me hoes
The trio: *high five each other*
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The Queen Of Pirates
FanfictionOne Piece various x Modern!Oc Get ready to mess up the storyline cause shit is about to get down P.S. not good at description Images and One Piece doesn't belong to me Max belongs to me