Maxine: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Luffy: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Maxine: Are you an arr pirate, or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
Luffy: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
Maxine: I actually have a black belt.
Monkey D. Luffy: In what, karate?
Maxine: No, from Gucci.
Maxine: This is such a bad idea.
Luffy: Then why are you coming along?
Maxine: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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The Queen Of Pirates
FanfictionOne Piece various x Modern!Oc Get ready to mess up the storyline cause shit is about to get down P.S. not good at description Images and One Piece doesn't belong to me Max belongs to me