England: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Scotland:
Scotland: England, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
England: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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England: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Scotland: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE loveIN' STAIRS.
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England: God, give me patience.
Scotland: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
England: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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England: You kill people for money?.
Scotland: I can explain.
England: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump.
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England: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Scotland: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
England: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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England: How many kids do you have?
British Empire: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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England: Goodnight moon.
England: Goodnight tree.
England: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
