*British Empire playing with a young America, Dixie, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand*
Britain: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you're out to save the world!
America: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Dixie: More or less, I guess...
Canada: That sounds awesome! Let's do that!
Australia: I'm new here, but I am open to the concept.
New Zealand: I thought that's what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Britain: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
America: >:O language
Dixie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Canada: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DIXIE THE FUCK WORD?
Australia: 'The fuck word'.
New Zealand: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dixie: Oh my god they censored it
Australia: Say fuck, New Zealand.
Dixie: Do it, New Zealand. Say fuck.
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*The squad is over at Britain's house*
America: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Britain: ... N-No...
Britain, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
America, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Dixie: I see a-
Britain, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
America: Oh, well I-
Britain: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Britain, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Canada: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Australia: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Britain: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Britain: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Britain, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Britain: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
New Zealand, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Britain:
America: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Britain:
Britain, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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*The countries are doing a spy mission during the cold war and they almost get caught*
Britain: Time for plan G.
America: Don't you mean plan B?
Britain: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
