Kurt is now 3 years pregnant. he is having a big pregnancy craving for Elvis Presley CDs.
babe please get me some Elvis Presley CDs to munch on with mayonnaise please pookie bear baba grill booty tickle muncher Kurt whined
ok randy says . Kurt starts to munch on the cds with glee. randy watches him in aw... his face turns red... he loves his beutiful preggnent lead singer of Nirvana Kurt Donald Cobain.
ii i i i i i i i i i i ii i fe e f efe felffe efelal it it ti t the the the babya baba ba ba ba baba k k kk kickingggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kurt saids lpoud the baba kicks a big steamy greasy bubbly slimy moist hole in Kurt's tum tum. out crawls 45 year old jonathan davis
"oh rah oh ah rer un um enama," Jonathan Davis cries
:HOLY CARP fiSH JINATHAN SLAVIS''1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/1/ kurt and randy sau in unison
"Yassss slayyyyy girly pop that man bubble butt ayeeeeee" Jonathan twerks. kurt blushes.
"a a a a aa aa a actually my man bubble butt is fake!!!!!!! its made out of cement!!!! go on... try to smack it!!!!???" kurt pees. just then Jack from Jack IN the Box burts through the door.
"Baby... I miss you. Please... come back home. I promise to never to slap you with my nose again.. Please Jon...." he moans jonathan smiles and gives Jack a big kissy wissy. they run off into the sunset.
KURT SCREAMS AND CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BABY, "NOOOOO MY BABY NOOOOOO HE LEFT MEEEEEE NOOOOOO WHYYYYYY GOD NO WHYYYYYY MY BABYYYYYYY HE WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT STUPID IDIOT DRAKE TOOOOOOOO 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😯😯😯😪😪😪😪😪😪😪🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺👺👺👺👹👹👹👹😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧👩👧👧(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)(❁'◡'❁)╰(*°▽°*)╯╰(*°▽°*)╯(●'◡'●)^_^^_^^_^^_^ᓚᘏᗢᓚᘏᗢᓚᘏᗢᓚᘏᗢ:-D:-D:-D§(*￣▽￣*)§§(*￣▽￣*)§®®®®®™™™™™™™$$$$$$$$$$$¼¼¼¼¼¼¼¼⨍⨍⨍⨍⨍⨍⨍⨍ΘΘΘΘΘΘ฿฿฿฿฿฿฿฿'' Jonathan and Jack return with pee in their eyes.
"Daddy, may we please live with you, please, daddy. Daddy, we're poor." Jonathan cries. Kurts eyes light up with the Fortnite logo twerk lady.
"Of course you can my little bundle of cheese curds," kurt poops gleefully. Jonathan and his hubby wubby now live on the roof.
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Furry Randy Marsh x Reader x Milo (OC)
Fanfictionjoke joke joke joke joke joke joke joke sexy daddy randy meows sexily for you WOW THAT WAS HOT LINK TO THE AUDIOBOOK ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/xfAzA only to chapter 13!!!!!!
