"HOW DO YOU LOSE A GODDAMN CHILD?! EVEN I DID A BETTER JOB OF PARENTING THEN YOU!" Adam was screaming at the top of his lungs. "THAT WAS OUR BARGAINING CHIP AGAINST THE GODS ASWELL YOU DUMB DUMB IDIOTS!" Brunhilde was mad as well. Raiden and Qin were laying on the floor presumably unconscious. "YOU CAN SLEEP WHEN I TELL YOU TO WAKE UP!" Adam started screaming again and punching them until they woke up.
MEANWHILE WITH SHIVA
"AEEEEEEEE! HELP MY LOVELY WIVES! SOMEONES KIDNAPPED OUR CHILD!" Shiva started screaming Ganesha, Kali, Durga and Parvati ran out so fast.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONES KIDNAPPED Y/N????" Kali and Durga screamed.
"OH MY GOD. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO." Parvati screamed.
"WE DRAG THE INDIAN PANTHEON INTO THIS." Shiva said while screaming.
TIMESKIP TO THE INDIAN PANTHEON MEETING.
"AIGHT. MY KID Y/N'S BEEN KIDNAPPED I LITERALLY HAVE KNOWN HER FOR A WEEK. SHE'S SHORT, HAS A GUN, AND LOOKS LIKE A CRIMINAL MIXED WITH A CHILD." Shiva screamed into the microphone.
"YOU LET THE CHILD BE KIDNAPPED?!" Rudra screamed.
"MAN THATS AN IDIOTIC MOVE!" Indra screamed.
"OKAY DO NOT CALL ME AN IDIOT IM STRONGER THEN YOU ALL." Shiva screamed again.
"AIGHT. SO LOOK FOR THE KID. IM GONNA DRAG THE GREEK PANTHEON IN AS WELL. TOODLE PIP!" Shiva said while running away.
MEANWHILE, hades had taken you to the park and shiva had spotted you.
"GIVE ME MY KID HADES!" Shiva screamed while lunging at hades. "NEVER! I WOULD RATHER DIE." Hades screamed.
"THEN YOU SHALL DIE!" Shiva screamed back.
"RAGHHHHHHH!" Shiva and Hades screamed while lunging at eachother.
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Fan Fiktiona toddler stumbles into ragnarok! how did the toddler get here?? that's the thing! no one knows!
