Feline phalanges

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3rd POV

Greg is washing a van modeled in the image of Mayor Dewey with Steven.

Greg: Almost done!

He sprays the van with a hose.

Greg: Steven, get the hubcaps!

Steven: Hubbing it up!

He then rubs the van's hubcaps vigorously.

Greg: Hub it good! This is a high-profile job.

Steven: You mean cause it's the mayor's election-mobile?

Greg: If we do this right, we might get political favors!

Steven: I'm not sure what that is, but I like it!

He grabs a nearby hose and turns on the hose to spray the van, but the water arches over the van and splashes onto Greg by mistake. Greg laughs and sprays back at Steven with his hose, starting a water fight. Mayor Dewey then walks in towards them.

Mayor Dewey: Hey, hey, hey! I'm not paying for father-son bonding here!

Steven sprays him with his hose.

Mayor Dewey: Universe! Control that kid!

He said as he tries to wipe the water off himself.

Greg: Steven! Hehe, I'm sorry, Mayor Dewey. Hehehe, this one's on the house.

Mayor Dewey: On the house, eh? I like the way you do business, Universe.

Mayor Dewey gets into the van and drives off, with a siren chanting "Mayor Dewey". Greg sighs in dismay. Steven wiggles his fingers.

Steven: Political favors!

Greg: Ahh, you rascal!

He said as he picks Steven up and noogies him.

Greg: Enough with the hose fights!

Steven: Aw, okay.

Steven and Greg are suddenly splashed by some water.

Greg: What the--?

Steven and Greg notice a purple cat holding a running hose in its mouth.

Steven and Greg: Woah!

The purple cat starts chasing them around, continuously spraying them with the hose.

Greg: What is with this cat?!

The purple cat begins to shapeshift, revealing to be Amethyst.

Amethyst: Haha! Got you guys!

Steven: Amethyst!

Greg: Uh, pretty cool, Amethyst.

Steven: Really cool! I wish I could shapeshift like you!

Amethyst ties the hose into a knot.

Amethyst: You could probably learn.

Steven: Really?

Amethyst: Sure. You've got a gem.

Greg: Whup! Magic stuff! Should I get out of here? Is there going to be an explosion?

Steven: Aw, it's no big deal, dad.

Amethyst shape shifts into Steven.

Amethyst: Yeah, it's fiinnneeee.

Greg: Gah!

Amethyst and Steven walk back to the house and find both Pearl and Y/N waiting for them.

Amethyst: Hey, Pearl!

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