bruce's secret admirer

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alive : finney
loser : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender : griffin
gwen : gwen
donna : donna

( nicknames changed throughout the book. )

- pluto has a fat ass
Friday, 13:23

paperballs: seals aren't real

twitter: FRR THEM HOES GOTTA BE FAKE

loser: pay attention

twitter: i don't understand advanced math why the fuck did they even put me here

climatechange: what dumbass put you in advanced anything 💀

backbender: BURNEDDD

paperballs changed backbender's name to ceilingfan!

ceilingfan: uncalled for

paperballs: pay attention

ceilingfan: YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION

paperballs: yeah fair enough

twitter: what the fuck does the square root do to the 5

climatechange: i think it divides it by 4

loser: WHO PUT YOU IN THIS CLASS

gwen: ya'll stfu my class is watching a movie and my phone keeps buzzing

donna: what series

gwen: the black phone or something

gwen: dang i look so much like the little sister

gwen: and finney looks so much like the older sister

gwen: ykw this movie gives me deja vu

tweedle: DO YOU GET DEJA VU OHHHHH

ceilingfan: i think brucey wucey has a secret admirer

loser: what

climatechange: what

loser: why'd you say what

climatechange: why'd YOU say what

loser: ykw nevermind

paperballs: omg griff you're right

loser: where are you getting this from

ceilingfan: we sit at the back

paperballs: we see everything

ceilingfan: and there's a girl that's literally staring right at you

paperballs: she's literally staring at the back of your head bro must be obsessed

loser: she can fuck off 💀

twitter: dang

twitter: you've got a chance now v

climatechange: guess we'll never know what he had to say

ceilingfan: I CAN'T DO THIS

paperballs: I NEED TO LAUGH

paperballs: I CAN'T HOLD IT

loser: WHAT IS IT

ceilingfan: I THINK SHE'S WRITING YOU A NOTE

paperballs: A LOVE NOTE 💀💀

loser: NAHHH

twitter: poor girl

ceilingfan: vance is real quiet

loser: so is finney

twitter: finney's actually paying attention

ceilingfan: yeah but vance

twitter: HELP BILLY GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN

ceilingfan: THE WAY I HID MY PHONE SO FAST

loser: LMFAOO REAL

climatechange: oh nah

climatechange: she decorating that note w hearts

twitter: PFFFT

ceilingfan: ADIHUAGKUYSA

loser: among us code?

ceilingfan: choke

ceilingfan: like actually

climatechange: count your days

ceilingfan: 1 2 3 4 5

climatechange: KILL YOURSELF

ceilingfan: YOU FIRST

twitter: oh nah

loser: bro got some real nerve

loser: omg the bell went

paperballs: YES

paperballs: MY PHONE

paperballs: LETS GO

alive: did any of you pay attention at all in that whole lesson

twitter: can't say i did

climatechange: absolutely not

paperballs: nahh after i got my phone taken i looked at griffins cause hes next to me

loser: too busy

ceilingfan: how the fuck could you pay attention in that class

loser: SHE GAVE ME THE NOTE

twitter: WHAT DOES IT SAY

loser: "hey bruse i think your pretty cute, you wanna hang out next tuesday? - ally xoxo"

alive: HELP BRUSE

paperballs: bruise

paperballs changed loser's name to bruise!

ceilingfan: BRUISE 💀

alive: NAHH LMFAOOO

twitter: I'M WEAKKKK

bruise: vance beat up the girl

climatechange: my job here is done

bruise: you mean you're running from the principal

climatechange: yeah if you want to put it that way

twitter: 💀

climatechange: stfu tweedle u still have that thing to do

loser: what thing

paperballs: yeah what thing

ceilingfan: i can't say anything else without saying the same thing so what thing

alive: ^^

twitter: it's nothing

climatechange: is it now?

twitter: yeah, it's nothing

ceilingfan: i don't believe you

alive: me neither

climatechange: just do it

twitter: not yet

climatechange: fineeee

short filler chapter, we got some angst on the way

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