What happens when you are given an alien device that grants you the power to turn into an alien and become the mate of several of the hottest girls in hell has to offer? Well, this story will surprise you!
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The scene opens with (Y/N), Millie, Moxxie, Loona, and Blitza in the meeting room discussing a certain "snake" problem.
Blitza: I take it that you and the snake have history?
(Y/N): Ever since I first made my presence known in hell, yeah we've got some history.
Millie: Is it just me, or did she seem crazy for you?
(Y/N): Yeah, she thinks I'm hot, but also wants to fight me when I stand in her way of conquering hell, and protecting my friends who have to deal with her antics. But lately, she's been more active with her assaults than usual. Primarily targeting me.
Moxxie: Hopefully it doesn't get out of hand.
(Y/N): Maybe, but I don't know. I mean this is Madame Pentious were talking about.
Later.
(Y/N) and the rest of the I.M.P crew are having a meeting about something but then the wall exploded and bursting in came Madame Pentious with whatever gizmo she created.
Madame Pentious: Hello, handsssome! Did ya misss me?! You'll sssoon wisssh you didn't, becaussse with my-
As Madame Pentious rambles on about her new invention, (Y/N) just has a neutral expression, and activates the Omnitrix.
The scene cuts to the outside of the building, and Madame Pentious is thrown out the hole in the wall by Four Arms.
Madame Pentious: I'll be back, Tennysssooooooooooon!!!
Four Arms: Yeah, right.
Later again.
(Y/N) is seen sleeping in his hotel room, snoring soundly with Helena. Suddenly, the wall to his room explodes with a brand new hole in it, and (Y/N) screams awake and knockknocksna out.
(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU GOT BOOGER ON YOUR FINGER!!! Wait, what the fuck?! Who blew a hole in the wall?!
Slithering threw the hole is Madame Pentious, with another new deadly invention.
Madame Pentious: Hello, (Y/N)! What a pleasssant night for a SSSURPRISSSE ATTACK!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
(Y/N) groans tiredly as he face facepalms activating the Omnitrix.
Much later.
(Y/N) is on a date with Millie, and Moxxie at a bar. The trio were enjoying their evening, but suddenly, the ceiling explodes with Madame Pentious dropping in on a rope.
Madame Pentious: Hello, (Y/N)! Mind if I DROP IN?!
(Y/n) groans tiredly once again before activating the Omnitrix.
Much, much, later.
(Y/N) is seen hanging out with Octavia at an aquarium, wandering around, and looking at the exotic aquatic life. As they're walking by a tank, a familiar face appears in the tank. Suddenly, (Y/N) backtracks to see that its Madame Pentious in scuba gear.
Madame Pentious: (holding a card sign) Sssurprisssed to SSSEA me?!
(Y/N): Ok, now you're just clowning.
So much later that the idea guy ran out of time cards.
ReptileEdge: These aren't cheap, you know.
Tykira-DX: Okay, if it's a problem, why don't you write the chapter?
ReptileEdge: Never mind.
Tykira-DX: Exactly, now shut your ass!
(Y/N) can be seen taking a shower after another assassin job at I.M.P. He's humming a tune as he's scrubbing his hair with shampoo and conditioner. A brush can be seen gently scrubbing his back as a second set of humming is heard.
Wait, he's not the one holding the brush, and who the heck is humming with him?
WAIT A MINUTE.
(Y/N) suddenly realizes that someones in the shower with him, and quickly turns around to see its MADAME PENTIOUS IN A SWIMSUIT!!!
Pentious: Hello, sssoapy.
(Y/n): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
It soon gets to the point where after (Y/N) defeats her again, she's about to go on a tirade of swearing vengeance upon him, the usual classic villain shtick, but it soon becomes stutters, and rambling.
(Y/N): What the hell is your damage?! Why the hell have you been targeting me so much lately?
Madame Pentious' eyes start to fill with tears as her bottom lip starts quivering. She then full full-onks down sobbing with her face in her hands.
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Madame Pentious: I'M JUSSST LONELYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You got your watch full of creaturesss, and demon friendsss! *sniff* ALL I'VE GOT ARE MY SSSTUPID EGG BOISSS!!! She vents as she continues to sob.
Seeing how sad, and lonely she is in this state, (Y/N) couldn't help but feel bad for her. He takes a deep breath and gives a deep sigh before approaching her.
He takes a knee and places a comforting hand on her shaking shoulders.
She looks toward him with tears still flowing from her eyes.
(Y/N): Alright, look. I'm willing to give you a chance to be friends. BUT! You need to follow these conditions.
Madame Pentious: Yesss, ANYTHING! She pleads while gripping his shirt with both hands.
(Y/N): One, you stop trying to take over Cherri's turf or any turf that belongs to someone I call a friend. Two, stop fighting with Cherri and Angela. Three, don't attack Charlie's Hotel, or I.M.P. Understood?
