It is now the day of the long awaited talent show, and we now see everyone sitting in their assigned seats, as Byleth comes up.
Byleth: Alright. It's time to get today started! Now, since all of you were asked to bring up a talent, the principal has gone out of his way put all of your names into this empty tissue box here.
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Byleth: I will be picking a name from the box, and once it's done, you must show your talent!
Byleth then goes into the box and draws the first name.
Byleth: Asia Argento!
Asia then nervously walks up to the center of the class, as some do feel sorry that she's the first one to go.
Asia: Hi... I'm Asia... And for my talent... I'm going to sing a song that I care very deeply about.
Asia then tries to sing a religious song, but it's one about God, and Asia's a devil, she gets a mind-splitting headache. However, she keeps trying, and everyone starts to feel sorry for her.
Issei: I'm shocked they actually feel sorry for her. I mean, for anyone else, this would just seem like a bit right now.
However, not all of them feel sorry. And by all, I mean Darkness.
Darkness: Kazuma, are you seeing this!
Kazuma: I'm Kazuma, and I'm seeing this.
Darkness: She's getting herself a headache every time she tries to sing!
Y/n: It's... actually pretty sad...
Darkness: I wish I was in position right now~ Everyone would look at me like that~!
Kazuma and Y/n: Down girl.
After a long few minutes, Asia finishes, and heads back to her seat, still having a huge headache.
Byleth: Well... that was... interesting to say the least... Okay... who's next?
Byleth then pulls out a name, and says the name.
Byleth: Issei-
Koneko: Don't.
Everyone minus ORC: Huh?
Byleth: Why not, Ms. Toujou?
Koneko: Because *points to Issei without looking at him* this pervert's talent is to blow a women's clothes just by touching them.
Everyone minus ORC: WHAT?! A WOMEN CLOTHES?!
Issei: KONEKO?! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE MY TALENT AWAY!!!
Koneko: Because no matter where we are, or whatever time we're in, you are the enemy to all women.
Kazuma: DUDE?! That's total bull! Destroying the clothes is strike one! You gotta keep the panties in tact, since stripping them takes all the excitement out of it! You damn moron!
