* Can't think of a name* naruto fan-fic * SLOW UPDATES*

Zamooza

Hey everyone!!! Sorry it's been a while have a loootttttt of stuff going on right now so updates are going to be sparse. But this is dedicated to InsaneDemonNinja!!!

Warning I'm doing this on my iPod so hope it's not annoying.

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"Wow Kakashi-Sensei your actually on time!!!" I said raising my eyebrow running to them.

" Yes and your late Kikiyo" he replied boredly.

I rolled my eyes walking to stand next to Naruto. " Yea lets gooooo!!!!" He yelled pumping his fist in the air.

" What are you so excited about?" Sakura asked eyeing him irritatedly.

" This is my first time out of the village!! I'm a traveler now !!!! Believe it!!" He yelled fist pumping again.

" Am I really going to be safe with these brats?" Tazuna asked Kakashi-Sensei eyeing us warily.

"I'm a Jonin you are completely safe" he reassured.

After walking for about 10 minutes of peace Sakura asked Tazuna where he was from.

He looked at her from the corner of his eye. " The wave Village " he said stiffly.

" Kakashi-Sensei are there any Ninja's in the wave village?" She asked.

"No-" he started giving a lecture on the hidden villages and the kages. I stared blankly at him.

" She asked you a yes or no question......" I said staring at him blankly. I raised an eyebrow noticing Tazuna look guilty. I looked over at Sasuke and Kakashi checking if they had noticed. Thankfully they did.

" This is taking forever!!!! How much longer !?" Naruto complained causing Sakura to scream at him and bonk him on the head.

I started giggling before I stepped into a puddle.

" hahaha not funny is it Kikiyo-chan!!" Naruto said laughing.

I ignored him looking at the sky. ' it hasn't rained in days....... Why would a puddle be in the middle of the road??' I thought looked at Kakashi he gave me a subtle nod telling me to keep going like nothing happened. ' Yay some action!!!' I giggle mentally

Suddenly chains shot from the puddle wrapping around Kakashi cutting 'him' into pieces. " one down " the attacker muttered.

" Kakashi-Sensei!!!" Naruto yelled

" Two down" they muttered coming behind Naruto with their claws. I jumped in between them blocking their claws with a kunai in one hand and putting chakra into my other hand punching the attacker in the stomach.

" one down " I said mocking them.

"Hehehe little brat thinks she can hit me " a voice said from behind me.

" Shiz." I said noticing the person I hit puff into smoke. I tried to turn but was hit in a pressure point in my neck making the world go black.

" We'll finish the mission. " I heard Kakashi say as I woke up. ' mmmmmmm warm. ' I thought snuggling up onto who or what ever I was leaning on.

" Kikiyo it's time to get up" Kakashis voice said before someone started poking my cheek. I swatted it away the first three times but the last one I bit it.

" Ouch!!! Let gooo!!!!" Naruto's loud voice yelled.

I rolled my eyes unclenching my jaw from around his finger. " Dont put ur hand on my face again " I stated simply.

" Sooo what happened??" I asked noticing we where on a boat.

" Well firstly this is a B rank not C and those ninja who attacked us were the demon mist brothers they are chunnin. And most likely there will be higher rank ninja farther on " Kakashi explained.

" Yay!!!! Something more than babysitting the old drunk. " I said clapping my hands happily.

" Please all you did against the demon brothers was get knocked out. " Sasuke said from besides me. I looked at him blankly before noticing that he was the one I was leaning on.

" What Ever Duckbutt" I said rolling my eyes.

His eye twitched. " Hn"

" Ok we're here. This is as far as I can take you. Have a safe journey" the rower said letting us off the boat before cutting on the motor and speeding off.

" Ok let's get down to business-" Naruto started yelling before I cut him off.

" To defeat the hunns!!!!" I sang loudly.

He gave me a blank stare. " No....... To get the old man to his house. "

I pouted. " Oh...... Well defeating the hunns would be funner!!"

They all sweatdropped at me causing me to giggle.

During the long boring walk I assume Naruto also got bored because he started throwing kunai's everywhere yelling " There!!"

" Stop joking off!!!!" Sakura yelled punching him in the head.

" S-Sakura- chan!" He whimpered.

" Stop trying to scare me you migget!!!" Tazuna yelled hiding behind Kakashi.

" Umm you do realize your also short right?" I asked raising my eyebrow. Of course I got ignored

" There!!!" Naruto yelled again throwing a kunai into a tree.

" Awwwweeee a snow bunny!!!" I cooed running up the the bunny he almost killed.

" Naruto you idiot!!" Sakura yelled punching him again.

" I'm sorry little bunny!!" He cried hugging it.

"Get down!!" Kakashi yelled as a huge sword implanted itself onto a tree.

I groaned getting up from the ground looking a the incredible half man half cow guy.

"Zabuza Momochi " Kakashi said taking a fighting stance.

" It's Zamoooooza!!!" I said laughing st my own joke.

Kakashi glared at me. " Be

Serious"

I nodded taking a fighting stance. Shiz just got real!

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Ok guys here's another chapter!! I had to write this while I was at the hairdressers. The closest thing to a break I've had in a while -_-;

Sorry it's sooo short.

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