A/N: TIME FOR MY FAV CHARACTER DALE! I know crazy right smh. Let's get to it my lives. I just realized he is a minor aka 15 now but my age tho BUT IM OLDER THAN HIM BY A FEW MONTHS MWAHAHAHA. Btw ur 15 as well. Dale is going to murder me now ;-; AHHH-
ONESHOT BE LIKE: 🏃💨
Once there was a girl/boy name Y/N. Y/N was not the smartest and not the dumbest and her beste Hannie (me). Hannie is not the smartest well more dumber than Y/N of course. Anyways they are walking to the store because of one ingredient...meat. They went to the grocery store but that there were barely anyone was there.
Y/N: Huh I thought this was packed with people to get food and...food
Hannie: Maybe we can steal stuff if there are no cashiers in this place.
Y/N: Hannie... Why would this place be open if there are no cashier.
Hannie: Because this place looks like it's been abandoned since the revolutionary war.
Y/N face palms themselves.
Hannie: what? I mean I'm saying what I'm seeing
Y/N: But this place is clean!
Hannie: For me it's not look at this dust in the table.
Hannie scopes a tiny winy dust out of the table.
Hannie: See, dust I'm telling you dust!
Y/N: That table is mostly clean girl it's because your Hispanic plus I can barely see the dust.
A/N: THIS SOUNDS WRONG BUT AS A HISPANIC PERSON WITH A BUNCH OF HISPANIC FAMILIES I FOUND THAT FUNNY.
Hannie: Meh whatever then I can obviously see it. Plus why we are here again?
Y/N: Duhh to get the meat. Dave is cooking BBQ to night.
Hannie: Ohh yeah BBQ....YUMMY
After a few minutes walking and talking, they both heard loud food steps and screaming.
Y/N: Hannie... was that your stomach?
Hannie: Girl...Why would it be my stomach. My stomach sounds like a growl or vroom vroom not screaming. Ugh silly goose.
Y/N: meh I guess is just me then.
They keep looking around for the meat until someone ran and screamed for help.
??: Help!!!!! HELLO
Hannie: girl you heard that right?
Y/N: yeah
The random person saw them and ran up to them. The person touch their shoulders making them screech.
??: DONT BE HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Hannie: Look sir I know you are in a hurry but-
??: YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THERE...THERE ARE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE AND AND-
Y/N: woah woah woah woah calm down this ain't a haunted house. Take a deep breath.
???: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS BS
Hannie: Hold on, I have a question.
???: IT BETTER BE QUICK BECAUSE WE ARE ABOUT GET KILLED BY A WEIRD CREATURE
Hannie: Do you know where the meat section is?
???: ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY?!
Y/N: What? we just wanted to grab meat so we can have a BBQ.
Hannie: mhmhmhm
??: IF YOU WANNA GET KILLED,THEN YOU GO STRAIGHT THEN GO YO YOUR RIGHT THEN YOU WILL SEE ALL THE WAY AT THE END THE MEAT SECTION.
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Dave and Bambi x Reader (ONESHOTS)
FanfictionTo be honest I really like thier songs and thier personalities THIS IDEA IS ORIGINAL BC I WAS BRAVE XD COVER NOT MINE IN FACT IM GOING TO MAKE MY OWN IM WORKING ON IT SLOW UPDATES This is my first x reader so it might suck ass cheeks soo deal with i...
