Potassium Yes Of Course

Going To School With Kris Cool

Queen is still at Kris' house, drinking battery acid and eating all the chocolate in the fridge. Eating the chocolate was a very bad idea.

Chara happened to walk in at that time.

Queen:
Oh My Circuits Who Are You

Chara:
Who are you!?

Queen:
I Am Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N. But You May Call Me... Queen

Chara:
Okay on second thought I don't give a damn about you. Ima just go get a Hershey's.

Chara walks to the fridge and grabs several bars of chocolate, she then heads upstairs and becomes a full ahh introvert.

Queen:
Ok Kris Who The Beep Was That

Kris:
Sibling.

Queen:
Why

Kris:
Visit.

Queen:
Ah Ok Makes Sense. Well Off To School We Go

Kris:
No.

Queen:
Don't Be Silly Kris Also You Look Really Unwell Like Seriously You Should Get That Checked Out

With nothing left to do, Kris and Queen head on to school for a day of charismatic but boring work.

As Kris and Queen arrive inside, they go to class with Alphys.

Alphys:
Ok class, so does anyone volunteer to—

Queen busts down the door.

Queen:
Well Hello You Foolish Children How Are We All Doing Today That's Good Anyway My Child Kris Here Looks Very Unwell So Give Him A Cup Of Potassium

Alphys:
Uhh... hi? You can uh... go and sit uh... next to Kris?

Kris:
Yes.

Queen:
Ok Sounds Cool Wait Is That Your Refrigerator I Think It's Running Away You Better Go Catch It

Alphys:
What? No!!! My anime collection!

Alphys sprints out of the school in search of her refrigerator, which was supposedly now doing backflips over a white fluffy dog doing donuts in the K-Mart parking lot.

Queen:
Ok Now She Is Gone You Foolish Children My Name Is Queen And I Am Here To Teach You About Potassium Deficiency And The

Kris falls asleep on the table but Queen pretends not to notice and keeps talking.

Queen:
Effects It Has On The Human Body When We Don't Drink Out Of A Glass And

Noelle:
Does she ever stop talking?

Susie:
Tell me about it.

Queen:
How Detrimental The End Result Is As A Consequence Of Our Ignorance. Ok Does Anyone Have Any Questions

Noelle nervously raises her hand.

Queen:
Yes You Weird Ugly Deer Thing What Do You Want I Am Trying To Read

Noelle:
Uh... hi. So uh... who are you again?

Queen:
I Am So Glad You Asked Noelle Honey Sweetie Gravy My Name Is Queen And I Am Here To Teach You About Potassium Deficiency And The Effects It Has On The Human Body When We Don't Drink Out Of A Glass And How Detrimental The End Result Is As A Consequence Of Our Ignorance.

Noelle:
Ok, I uh... think I get it now.

Queen:
Ok Cool Anyways I'm Off To Sans Shop Thing Whatever It's Called Does Anyone Want Anything

Kris wakes up from his nap upon hearing this, and leaves the class with Queen.