Punky Want Tea: A Play in One Act

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Colin slips an artisanal tea sachet into a mug. Punky looks up at him.

PUNKY: Punky want tea.

COLIN: It's not a treat, Punky. It's not for dogs.

PUNKY: Punky want tea.

COLIN: What would you even do with it? You want to eat the leaves?

PUNKY: I trade you toy.

COLIN: That's a dismembered Smurf head, Punky. I don't want that.

PUNKY: Punky want tea.

COLIN: You gonna lap boiling water from a dog bowl?

PUNKY: Sprinkle on Punky head.

COLIN: Christ.

Colin sprinkles tea on Punky's head. She sneezes.

PUNKY: Punky hate tea.

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