I know it's been a pHaT minute but listen, I-... okay, some stuff has happened and-...
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So, for starters, I broke my damn toe🙄. I was walking out of the kitchen and I accidentally RAMMED it into like...the corner part of the leg of a chair. And yeah, it fuccin hurt, but I thought it was just one of those regular normal times when a human stubs their toe so I ain't even...
*sigh*
I just held it for a while and went to bed. OBVIOUSLY that was the WRONG choice, cuz I woke up and that shit was swollen and purple and I could not walk on my left foot. We (me and my mommy♡) go to the hospital, a doctor sees my foot, she's all like, "Damn son, it's definetly broken lol". And I'm like
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Badabing badaboom, ya girl is rocking crutches for a month.
AND THEN
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I broke my old phone so I was afk for...an eternity, it seems. Don't even rmbr how I broke it, I just know that I can't bring myself to get rid of it because I've had it for so long that I now have an emotional attachment to it :').
AND THEN
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