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3rd Person POV:

Sitting beside this mysterious woman, Yn quickly pieced together who she was by the feeling in his right arm.

Wrapping his right arm around the woman, Yn gets nice and close.

Yn:(angry smile) So babe... What did you want to talk about?

She wraps her arm around him, shortening their distance even more.

???:(smiles) Philosophy, but if you have anything to ask first, I'd happily answer them.

Yn:(glares) Oh yeah?

???: Yeah.

Their faces began touching like two anime rivals literally butting heads, however, this was more awkward and silly due to them using their cheeks.

Yn: Yeah?!

???: Yeah!

Yn: And what's t stopping me from destroying you here and now!?

He use the arm wrapped around her to grab her neck.

She does the same.

???: I don't need air.

Yn:... Bitch.

They release each other, but their faces still stay mushed as neither is willing to step back.

Yn: So... What's your breast size.

???: Currently, I'm a C-cup. I assumed anything above average would draw too much of your attention away.

???: If even this is too much I can-

Yn: Jesus, I wasn't expecting you to be so honest.

???: What do I possibly gain from lying?

???: Now, would you like to know what type of underwear I'm wearing? My bottom size? If I'm willing to have intercourse with you?

???:(smiles) Or would you like to ask a serious question?

Yn:(Glare) How about what I should call you?

???: Now that's an interesting question.....

(Opening theme)


???: Will Goddess not do?

Yn: That would make me sound like a simp. So just give me a normal name.

???: Then how about Irene?

Yn:... Sure.

Irene:(smiles) Good.

Yn: So what are you here for? To mock me?

Irene: As I mentioned, I wanted to discuss philosophy.

Yn: With me?

Irene: My options are quite limited. It was between you, an angry child, and a tired man.

Irene: After much thought...I saw you as the most suitable person

Yn: Well, you made the right choice. Now start whatever you wanna Yapp about.

Irene: Very well... Tell me, what do you think of this world.

Yn: You did a shit job if this is supposed to be the perfect world.

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