Kappas pov:
I was just peacefully swimming around then I saw a person on the sea floor.
Tf? This person has like, two tails or smthn?
Legz???
Anyways he looked like he wasn't breathing so guess what I did.
Haha bitch I brought him to the surface.
Idk how I just did.
"Hey you fucker wake up." I said pulling him onto shore.(this is not siren)
Don't ask how he's still alive.
He slowly started to own his eyes and look at me.
"Finally. Bye now ig." I tried sliding myself back into the sea but this mother fucking was being a bitch today ig.
"Wait what is your name?" He asked and I looked at him confused.
"Bitch? I'm not here to be your friend I'm here to save your life?" I said sliding myself in more.
"Will you come back?" He yelled after me.
"No." I yelled back.
Yeah I went back.
It might be cool to see what things have been going on up there ig.
But I think this guy thinks I'm into him😒.
I'm planning on telling him I have a boyfriend soon lmao.
Anyways,
"Alright what do you want to do this time uh, John yeah John." I said swimming up to the deck we would always meet on.
"Your mom." He replied.
"I don't have a mom." I said in confusion.
"So what's it like living underwater?" He asked and I lifted myself up to sit next to him.
Oh this is a perfect time to break his heart lmao.
"Oh normally I travel with my boyfriend a lot but I'm staying here for now so we can talk and shit." I explained
He looked a bit startled then in thought.
"Can I meet him? Your boyfriend?" He asked and I shrugged.
"I'll ask him."
That night.
"Hey siren! The person I've been talking to wants to meet you!" I yelled inside of his room.
"Really?" He poked his head out.
"Sure." "Okay I'll tell him tomorrow." (Kappa told siren about the boy and he didn't like him at first and still doesn't like him at all but pretends he's okay with him bc he's nice to kappa.)
Two days later.
"Hey this is my bf." Siren came up and looked at him.
"He's okay ig." He said under his breath.
"Oh cool anyways wanna have a threesom-"
The end.
They didn't fuck but they left the weird ass boy bc he's weird.
