Sirens nonexistent dad

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Siren whistled and was minding his own business when he turned a corner and saw a young boy being held to the ground by a much larger figure

Siren knew he needed to interfere and was about to break it up when he heard a gunshot.

The figure fell over dead and the Boy crawled back up twirling the gun on one of his fingers.

Once he noticed siren staring he pointed it. "I-I'm not trying to start trouble!" He protested.

"Oh shut up siren. I know it's you." Kappa laughed. "Ugh, was to blow a perfectly good cover!" Siren rolled his eyes.

"Come on, I like siren better than, whoever you were cosplaying" kappa laughed as he leaned on a wall.

"Is that so?" Siren asked and Kappa nodded getting out a lighter and lighting a cigarette.

"Stop doing that shit it's bad for your lungs" siren hit it out from kappas hand like a bad bitch.

"(Breaking the fourth wall) hey I'm the bad bitch here!" He yelled.

"Also, why are you writing this when you obviously don't like writing making out scenes." He judged.

"Ugh! No! I know how to write kiss scenes with great details and I take a lot of time into it!" Author yelled.

Then kappa and siren made out the end.

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