Yoda: Need my permission you do not to kiss Ahsoka
Lux: Really?
Yoda: Anakin's permission you will need
Obi-Wan, patting Lux on the shoulder: Good luck with that my friend
Lux: Which way did Ahsoka go?
Anakin : Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess she went left.
Lux: You could really figure it out from that?
Anakin : No, you idiot, She sent me a text. See?
Lux: Are you drunk?
Anakin: Only on the spirit of Christmas!
Ahsoka: And the spirit of whisky.
Anakin to Lux: First rule of battle, ... don't ever let the enemy know where you are.
Ahsoka, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Anakin : 'Course, there're other schools of thought.
Anakin: Hey, Lux , are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Lux : Yeah.
Anakin: And you, Ahsoka ?
Ahsoka: Umm... yes?
Anakin: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Ahsoka and Lux: Did he just-
Anakin : If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Lux: Okay.
*later*
Ahsoka: ! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Anakin , whispering: Deny everything.
Lux, loudly: That isn't a chair.
Ahsoka: Glares at Anakin
Lux: Hey , Ahsoka just broke my seashell lamp.
Anakin *After seeing his future in Mortis arc*: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
Lux: ....Okay, you win.
Anakin: Is this your plan B?
Ahsoka: Technically, this is plan P.
Anakin: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Ahsoka: Yes, but I marry Lux in plan M.
Lux: I like plan M.
Anakin *taking notes*: Avoid plan M at all costs.
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FanfictionJust a bunch of hilarious Star Wars - Clone Wars incorrect quotes that are special to me XD
