Anakin, to Padme: You're starting to forget your Huttese. You don't practice.
Padme: *Says something in Huttese*
Anakin: You just told me you're pregnant.
Ahsoka: Congratulations Padme, you're glowing!
Anakin: Rex is taking credit for 's work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Ahsoka: You?
Anakin: No, I meant... You know . In spite of being clever and sarcastic they're also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Rex is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that's called?
Ahsoka: A Anakin?
Anakin: ...Yeah, but I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!
Rex: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ahsoka: That's deep.
Padme: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Ahsoka: That's deeper.
Anakin: ...You guys are idiots.
Padme: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Anakin: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Ahsoka: A realist sees a freight train.
Rex: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Padme: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Rex: Five second rule!
Anakin: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Ahsoka: *Sobs on the floor*
Anakin: Why is Rex crying on the floor?
Ahsoka: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
Anakin: And?
Ahsoka: He got Padme.
Ahsoka: I Made you all playlists!
Ahsoka: Anakin, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Ahsoka: Padme, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Ahsoka: And Rex has the ABBA Gold album.
Padme: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Anakin: What club?
Ahsoka: The hating Skyguy club.
Obi-Wan, out of nowhere: ...The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Padme: Why did you kidnap Anakin!?!?!
Ahsoka: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh...
Rex: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal.
Padme: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!
Rex: Which country has the most birds?
Rex: Portu-geese!
Anakin: That's a language.
Rex: Portu-gull?
Padme: Good recovery.
Anakin: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Ahsoka, later at dinner time: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Padme: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Ahsoka: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Padme: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Ahsoka: But I heard a siren.
Anakin: That was Rex.
Rex: Sorry, I got nervous.
Anakin: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Ahsoka: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Padme: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Ahsoka: I handle our accounting.
Anakin: ARE YOU-
Ahsoka: Fucking.
Anakin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Ahsoka: Fucking.
Ahsoka: IDIOT!
Rex: ...What was that?
Ahsoka: Padme banned Anakin from swearing around Luke n Leia, so I'm helping him out.
Padme: What if people had food names and food had people names?
Anakin: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Padme for dinner.
Rex: What is wrong with you people?
Ahsoka: Shut up, chocolate
Ahsoka: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Rex: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Anakin: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Padme - or Obi-Wan: True, you can be really difficult at times.
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FanfictionJust a bunch of hilarious Star Wars - Clone Wars incorrect quotes that are special to me XD
