T𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 - 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Obi-Wan & Satine Incorrect Quotes:

Obi-Wan: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Satine: You mean you stabbed them?
Obi-Wan: They ran into my knife.

Satine: Come on, Obi-Wan! How any times must I apologize?
Obi-Wan: Once!
Satine: ...No.

Obi-Wan: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Satine: I will politely decline.

Satine: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Obi-Wan: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
Satine: Obi-Wan, those are omelettes.
Obi-Wan: Oh. Then I've got nothing.

Obi-Wan: Damn, the power went out.
Satine: Don't worry, I got this.
Satine: *stomps foot*
Obi-Wan: What-?
Satine: *Sketchers light up*

Kidnapper: We have your daughter

Obi-Wan: I don't have a daughter

Kidnapper: Then who just asked me for a hot cocoa and for their crust to be cut neatly off?

Obi-Wan: Oh my god you have Satine

Obi-Wan: I made tea

Satine: I don't want tea

Obi-Wan: I didn't make you tea this is my tea

Satine: Then why did you tell me?

Obi-Wan: It's a conversation starter.

Satine: It's a horrible conversation starter

Obi-Wan: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. 

Obi-Wan: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Satine: You're a hazard to society

Anakin *out of nowhere*: and a coward-do 50

Satine: *eye twitch*

*Obi-Wan on the phone to Mace Windu from Mandalore*

Obi-Wan: Where's Anakin?

Windu: Doing stuff

Obi-Wan: I don't like the sound of that

Obi-Wan: Where's Ahsoka?

Windu: Trying to stop Anakin from doing stuff

Obi-Wan: Sounds like chaos - goodbye my friend

Windu: WAI-

HANGS UP

Satine: *giggles*

Obi-Wan: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Satine: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Obi-Wan: We all have our demons.
Obi-Wan, grabbing Satine: This one's mine.

Satine: I know one person who finds me funny!
Obi-Wan: Okay, who?... and you can't say yourself!
Satine: Okay then I'm out.

Obi-Wan: Isn't this a bit dangerous?
Satine: Obi-Wan, please. We've been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Obi-Wan: ...
Satine: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Obi-Wan: ...
Satine: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.

Satine: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.

Obi-Wan: The whole "childhood wonder" stage just blew right past you, didn't it?

Satine: You have your weirdly sincere humility.
Obi-Wan: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

Satine: Are you coming to bed?
Obi-Wan: I can't. This is important.
Satine: What?
Obi-Wan: Someone is wrong on the internet.