T𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐬 - 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Anakin, Kenobi, & Snips Incorrect Quotes:

Obi-Wan: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Anakin: Well we were driving and there was a deer on the road, so I said "Snips, deer!"
Obi-Wan: ...And what did Ahsoka do?
Anakin: ...She said "Yes, Honey?"

Obi-Wan, Entering Snips's room: Anakin did it again.
Snips: Peace disturbance?
Obi-Wan: What no-
Snips: Arson..?
Obi-Wan: NO, MAKER, HOW MANY-
Snips: uh....oh..Attempted murder?
Obi-Wan: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Snips: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Obi-Wan: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Snips: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Anakin: Edible

Anakin: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. From, Obi-Wan'*
Ahsoka: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*

Snips: Why would anyone want to harm Obi-Wan?
Anakin: Maybe because he met them?

Obi-Wan: *speaking Togruti*
Anakin: I know, I know.
Snips: You speak Togruti?
Anakin: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Obi-Wan speaks.

*Anakin holding baby Leia*
Obi-Wan: Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Snips: I know, I still am one of these.

Obi-Wan: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Ahsoka without her noticing?
Anakin: Hey, Snips, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Snips: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Obi-Wan: ...

Snips: Anakin annoyed me today so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Obi-Wan: There's nothing special about tomorrow.
Snips: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

Obi-Wan: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Snips: We have three actually

Anakin: Pick your favourite

Snips: What's it like being tall?

Snips: Is it nice?

Snips: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Obi-Wan: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Anakin: It was one time!

Obi-Wan: While I'm gone, Anakin, you're in charge.

Anakin: Yes!!!

Obi-Wan whispering to Ahsoka: Your in charge.

Snips: Obviously

*Watching someone try to flirt with Ahsoka*

Anakin: Can I kill them?

Obi-Wan: No.

Anakin:

Obi-Wan:

Anakin: What about now?

Obi-Wan, reluctantly: No.

Obi-Wan: I know you snuck out last night, Ahsoka.

Anakin *whispering*: Play dumb!

Snips: Who's Ahsoka?

Anakin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Snips: Can we go out to get ice cream?

Obi-Wan: Did you ask Anakin?

Snips: He said no.

Obi-Wan: Then why did you ask me?

Snips: He's not the boss of you.

Obi-Wan, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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