why you'd go to jail

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o CASHIER - you robbed his store trying to get his attention

- he thought it was cute that you'd try something like that, but called the cops on you anyways. career comes first..

- he also thought you were pretty dumb for only stealing two eggs. Not a dozen, that come in a carton together, no, just two.


o DUMMY - you broke into his house and his neighbors alerted the police

- he didn't mind, he wished you would've stayed longer :c


o PLAYER - he framed you for some of the gimmicks him and his friends did.

- he used daddy's money to bail you out, and apologized by giving you the limited edition new minecraft sequel.


o WEIRD RAT - you flooded.. an entire town.. what did you expect?

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