1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
5) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Wal-Mart .When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
6) Run out of school screaming "I'm free!!!!!!!!!"
7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
9) Go to pet smart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
10) Go jump on a random guy back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
12) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
13) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
14) During a school assembly get on stage and dance disco
15) Go in a Dressing room at Wal-Mart, and yell "OH NO, There is no toilet paper left !!"
16) Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to burger king.
17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
18) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
19) Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
20) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
21) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
22) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
23) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
24) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
25) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, and then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
26) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
27) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everything's normal.
28) Go to Wal-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
29) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
30) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
31) Go to mc. Donald's and ask for fries without the potatoes.
32) Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
33) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
34) Go to McDonalds dressed like a gangster and say you feel like a princess.
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Madness Unloaded
Humor"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with...
