brother AU #1

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"Okee lovelies!" Nuri called out from her place behind binghe, braiding his hair

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"Okee lovelies!" Nuri called out from her place behind binghe, braiding his hair

"You guys ready to see some stuff about these guys?"

"Oi what are you doing in my hair? Only shizun is allowd to do that"

"Does your shizun play in your hair when you ask?"

".....yes"

"I smell bullshit"

"YOU SHUT UP OLD GOAT!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME DON'T CALL ME AN OLD GOAT YOU INSURABLE BRAT!"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU IMP!?"

"DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN IMP!?"

"....guys what the hell are you doing?"

"..."

"..."

"Real mature huh?" Jc

"How about you shut up you backstabbing bastard" lb

"What did you just call me?" Zidian started to spark

"Is that the weapon used to scar my little brother? What was it called? Zidian?.. pathetic" lb

"What do you mean pathetic? Zidian is a-"

"High quality spiritual weapon yada yada we know but if I could remember clearly... aren't you the one who pledged to never be like your mom?" Hc

"...."

"...."

'well this shit is just getting better and better' NHS and nuri quietly ate popcorn while staring between each force

"How do you know about that!?" Jc

"I'm a fucking god" hc

"...lies" jc

"....lies? I am 800+ years old and you say I'm lying!?"hc

" IF YOU ARE WHY DID YOU LIVE WEI YING ALONE!?" Jc

"YOU DARE!? AT LEAST I HAD A GOOD REASON FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE HIM WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? JEALOUSY!?" Hc

"Okay that's ENOUGH" wei ying stood up

"Look I don't want my brothers fighting for god knows what! Stop it!"

"He is not your brother!"

"HE IS same goes for the midget eating popcorn with nuri listening on like we are some theater show" he pointed with a deadpan stare at the two who froze from the sudden attention

"...well dayum I feel called out" nie huaisang hid behind his fan

"You and me both brother" nuri hid behind a hand fan that she apparently picked out from nowhere

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