Requested by DidIBruiseYoureEgo
(Mostly head canons)
Kirigiri: now what is happening?
Willard: I have no idea.. Who are you?
Kirigiri: Detective Kirigiri, Kyoko Kirigiri actually. Your name?
Willard: Detective Willard. Please, call me Will.
Kirigiri: of course.
Bern: The spell worked!! Finally I can escape that mansion and that blonde girl who keeps annoying me!
Hiyoko: ahem? Who the hell are you?
Bern: NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! DAMN IT!
Hiyoko: Mikan? Is that you? You...my god what happened?
Bern: shut up or Ill curse you.
B@ttlër: no! That can't be correct!!
Makoto: excuse me?
B@ttlër: what?
Hajime: ok, i know for a fact you didn't just say that wrong.
B@ttlër: say what wrong?
Kaede: "no thats cant be correct"? Are you...are you ok?
B@ttlër: Sorry, i don't talk to big-
Miu: *punches him* NEVER TALK TO HER THAT WAY AGAIN YOU PERVERTED FREAK!
Kaede: you are one to talk.
Lamb: BERNKASTELLLLL!!! WHERE ART THOUUUU!!?
Mikan: n-need something?
Lamb: I found you!!
Mikan: w-what?
Lamb: girl what happened to your hair? Here, I'll fix it!
Mikan: w-who even are you?
Lamb: oh I get it! You are just pretending not to know me! Well darling, that won't work!!
Mikan: what?!
Jessica: AYOO!!! GIRLLL!!! YOU PLAY GUITAR TOO!?
Ibuki: HELL YEAH BITCHES!!
Jessica: I THINK IM IN LOVE!!!
Kokichi: omigod! A lesbian out in the wild!!
Erika: yeah?
Kokichi: aaaand she speaks!? Hell yeah! Tell me everything about you!
Erika: oh honey, it all started with the cliff!
Kokichi: GASP!
Erika: did you just say 'gasp-'
Kokichi: theres another one of you over there!
Erika: that's Bern! She has a goat head!
Kokichi: I HAVE A HORSE HEAD!
Erika: YOU ARE LIKE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!!
Kirumi: *sips coffee* so.. Mother figure, am I right?
Natsuhi: yep. *sips coffee* been stuck in a mansion too.
Beatrice: *eats a piece of bread* yeah, I gave birth to a baby I don't even remember.
Lion: I'm slightly hurt, but I still love you mom.
Celestia: im just here because I like coffee.
Rantaro: dude...
Hagakure: dude!
Kanon: huh?
Rantaro: DUDE!! *runs up to Kanon*
Kanon: AHHH!!
Miu: *still beating the shit out of B@ttlër* THERE XAN ONLY BE ONE PERVERT!! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!
Kaede: you go babe!
Maria: uuu!
Kotoko: TOTES ADORBS!
Monaca: hehe! Do you hate the demons like Monaca does?
Maria: yeah!
Masaru: yay!
Nagisa: you look so normal, yet like a witch.
Jataro: i wish I could have a little crown.
Kotoko: you wish for a lot of things.
Maria: I wish for happiness!! Uuu!!
Eva: So! What the hell is your hair style?
Eva-Beatrice (Alt Eva): yeah! Haha!! You look like you got into a fight with a comb and lost!!
Leon: I-i..ouch..harsh man. Harsh.
Monokuma: I LEAVE FOR ONE MINUTE AND BOW I HAVE MORE TEST SUBJECTS!? WHY!!
Shannon: aww! A cute little bear! *picks him up* look at you!
Monokuma: AGH! IM NOT CUTE!!
Shannon: he speaks! Can you say Shannon?
Monokuma: I REFUSE!
Shannon: *kisses his forehead* looks like its nap time!
Monokuma: BUT I JUST WOKE UP!!
Shannon: shhhhhh~!
Karauss: what are we doing in here?
Kinzo: yes! Where is my wonderful Beatrice!?
B@ttlër: HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Haiji: we are in pedo jail. Get used to it.
Kinzo: *screams* BEATRICEEEEE!!!!!
Haiji: dude. No.
Karauss: capitalsism if fun! Right?
Haiji: hell yeah! I like to abuse my sister!
Karauss: SAME!
B@ttlër: SAME!!
Beatrice: I'm going to kill you all.
Lion: you know, I like this place!
Tenko: A GIRL WEARING A SUIT!? OHMYGODIMINLOVE!!! WOMEN!
Lion: I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT BUT YES!! WOMEN!!
Will: Women!
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Danganronpa Head canons, one shots and stories!
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