Okay, so if you've been on Wattpad for a long ass time like me, you've probably being PISSED the fuck off with Wattpad's days of fuckery.
As all of us Wattpad veterans knows the shittiest times of the year is when Wattpad decides to update it's fucking servers. Here's a scenario we've all been in:
*Plays Viagra Commercial Music*
You: *typing* Oh hell yeah. I'm finna get like 30 comments on this sheeeeeit. I'm hoping ______ comment on my story cause dey be on POINT....
*gets a chat notification*
Le Chat From _______: read mi storys plzzzz :)
You: Swerve. Phuck yo stories. You wasn't with me commenting on my stories. *closes chat and continues writing* I betta not get a 'write more' or 'update' from anyone. MLK did not recite a whole speech for a nigga to tell him to write more. *types last word* Yay! *publishes and goes to story page*
-20-40 mins later-
Wattpad Update: lol bitch phuck yo story update *deletes chapter*
You: *checks for comments, sees no new chapter* wtf r u srs.
*End Music*
WATTPAD.
I'm tired of your orange ass fucking up my shit. I be up working hard and your trolling ass deletes my shit? You deadass? What the fuck I don't get is how the fuck Wattpad gets shitty, only to get even better features. WATTPAD. YOU ARE NOT CHRIS BROWN. YOUR WEBSITE NEEDS TO STOP GETTING UGLY BEFORE GETTING BEAUTIFUL. Smfh. GTFO. =>>>>>
I'm gettin' real tired of your bullshit, Wattpad.
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