Gettin' Real Tired Of Your Bullsh-- (Supreme Nonsense by Ty)

20 Things "Bitches Be Like."

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• Bitches be like, "#TeamNatural", but got heads full of Yaki weave.

• Bitches be like, "Just Woke Up", and have make-up on in their bed.

• Bitches be like, "I'm classy", but they make twerk videos for Facebook likes.

• Bitches be like, "I got the cake", but they have wrinkles in the ass part of their jeans.

• Bitches be like, "#TeamiPhone" just because Instagram is for Android.

• Bitches be like, "#TeamLightSkinned", but darker than King Kong's nutsack.

• Bitches be like, "Just got tatted", and they take a picture of their temporary tattoos.

• Bitches be like, "Twerk Team!" but they be twerking their spines.

• Bitches be like, "My baby caught me slipping", but their hand is holding their phone while they pretend to sleep.

• Bitches be like, "I hustle for my money", but only got 50 cents in their wallet.

• Bitches be like, "I'm a model." Bitch, you model in front of your bathroom mirror for Facebook.

• Bitches be like, "Chilling with the bros." Bitch, you mean you fucking the bros.

• Bitches be like, "I workout 24/7", but got more jelly rolls than Dunkin' Donuts.

• Bitches be like, "Looking Like A Bag Of Money!" No bitch, you look like a bag of food stamps.

• Bitches be like, "Fresh New Jordans", but come out in a pair of 3's that are ripped at the bottom.

• Bitches be like, "#TeamDimples", but have a curve in their cheek drawn with Sharpie.

• Bitches be like, "Long Hair, Don't Care", but can't put their hair in a proper ponytail.

• Bitches be like, "At the hair salon", but they straighten their hair on their ironing boards.

• Bitches be like, "5 Star Restaurants", but eating a two piece and fries meal from Popeyes.

• Bitches be like, "Just made dinner", but the instructions for microwaving are on the back of the plate.

Gettin' real tired of your bullshit, bitches.

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