Ok ok ok ok so in fourth grade we were at the playground shit. There were tall trees right near the playground, and there was this FUCKING DICK FINGERIN' FAGGOT ASS TEACHER OMG she was so mean. anyways, she said nobody can even go NEAR the tree. So me and my friends decided to go anyways idk. so I fucking climbed this shit don't ask me how I was like three feet wtf. anyways, my friends were just under the tree just watching and the mother fucking teacher came and yelled at them and I think she made one cry and SHE DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS RIGHT ABOVE HER I COULD HAVE EASILY KICKED HER FUCKING ORANGE HAIRED DANDRUFF FILLED UGLY ASS BALDING HEAD OFF HER FAT ASS NECK!I So yeah, I didn't though. but it was cool she never saw me so it's okay I'll kick off her head some other day
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