Okay ya dick fingerers... here's a new story. (My ass hurts) okay, so WATCH OUT M8S! Some of u sensitive pussies (jk ily) might get offended by this, but I'm sorry... my brother says some offensive shit, but.... don't mind him... he's.... "special." anyways, storytime, BITCH!
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Okay, so I was at the library with my brother nico and mah fruend James (jams). anyways, the librarian is... either gay or transgendered... he... or... it.... sounds like a woman but supposedly is a man. so, we were leaving the library and he says "hasta la pasta," so I respond with "hasta la pizza." well this teacher flips his shit and says shit like, "no. Don't ever say that again. Pizza doesn't rhyme with pasta so it just doesn't work." anyways he was being a bitch titty, and then suddenly, my brother screams out, "hasta la DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, FAGGOT!"
Jesus fucking Christ I am so sorry about my brother I feel so bad but I burst out laughing and I couldn't breathe it was... so.... funny xD
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Anyways, O V E R 600 reads!! I luv all you dick fingerers! (That's ur nickname) can u guys like vote when u have wifi?? thx xD
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