are you ready?
let's go-
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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So it's been established that Chris is not a fan of dirty jokes.
Fantastic.
I mean, neither is Felix, but desperate times call for desperate solutions.
Satan
OMG CHRIS
I HEARD YOU WERE A HUGE FAN OF DEE
Chrispy
?
Who's Dee
Satan
DEEZ NUTS 🤣🤣😢😩😧
Chrispy
THE FUCK?
Satan
Have you ever been to Chewons?
Chrispy
WHA-
Satan
CHEW ON DEEZ NUTS 🤪🤪🤪
Chrispy
FELIX WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
Satan
Hey do you need two CD's?
Chrispy
HUH?
Satan
Do you need two CD's?????
Chrispy
I DON'T?
Satan
BUT YOU NEED TO C D-EEZ NUTS
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And with that, Chris throws his phone to the other side of the room.
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(。・ө・。) im working on the apology letter.
it comes with tears dont worry.
gabi after reading this book:
YOU ARE READING
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RomanceFelix decides texting his nemesis about a pair of duck slippers he really wants is a good idea. ! BEWARE ! - Mildly scarring