Danger Bitches 🤪🔪
starspangledman: guys I need to get something off my chest
knives: is it your shirt please say yes
starspangledman: what
knives: what
youknowwhoiam: get to the point cap
starspangledman: right sorry. ok so.... Fury is here 🎉
fastandfurious: hi
knives: ok look Nick you're great but I mean am I the only one who thinks it is weird to be on a group chat with your boss?
fastandfurious: Im not your boss
knives: you get my point
youknowwhoiam: yeah Im with natalie
knives: don't call me that
youknowwhoiam: whatever natalie
knives: why do I even try?
starspangledman: ANYWAYS, Fury is here in case for some reason he needs to reach all of us at once
blintcarton: ok that actually makes sense
birdman3: is no one acknowledging the fact Natasha wanted to take steve's shirt off?
youknowwhoiam: well if Fury is here I'm adding rhodes
starspangledman: deal
fridgemagnet: woah. did they just AGREE ON SOMETHING
knives: let us all stand up for the super duper outdated pledge of allegiance for this national holiday where we celebrate the coming together of a stubborn suicidal asshole and a jerk with an ego larger than antarctica.
ginormousragemonster: truly monumental
warmachinerox: what should we call this holiday that was made because of me :)
blintcarton: uhhhhhhh national hawkeye day
knives: yeah no
youknowwhoiam: I don't think my ego is that big
knives: please stark have you seen yourself
starspangledman: and I don't think aim that much of a suicidal asshole
fridgemagnet: please rogers have you seen yourself
birdman3: IS NO ONE ADDRESSING THE FACT NAT WANTED TO TAKE STEVES SHIRT OFF?!?!
blintcarton: sam you are playing a very dangerous game here, Natasha once murdered a dude with her pinky finger and a cow.
don't test her.
birdman3: is no one taking this seriously?
knives: sam, chill. we are just good friends
starspangledman: exactly
fridgemagnet: keep telling yourself that
fastandfurious: I made you two partners for a reason
birdman3: HE GETS IT
blintcarton: stan fury and romanogers for clear skin
knives: barton I am going to kill you
blintcarton: counting on it. now what would you say to your dear nieces and nephews? To my wife maybe?
knives: I hate you
blintcarton: <3
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A/N
Heyyyyyy! so um if your reading this just letting you know that the first couple of chapters will be just like introducing people but then it gets spicy I promise :) and I don't know when I'm going to post again but I'm going to try to be consistent with it, anyways have a nice day 🤍
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Avengers Group Chat
Fanfictionthis will mostly be just a group chat of the avengers. I'm going to be honest this will feature a whole lot of romanogers so just warning you. Will uptake when I can and doing this for fun cause why not :) hope you like it! I do not own any of these...
