Most Common Lies

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It wasn't me.

Gee, you haven't changed a bit.

The check is in the mail.

I never got the message.

We service what we sell.

Your baby looks so beautiful.

That looks so good on you.

One size fits all.

I'll start my diet on Monday.

Thank you, dinner was so

delicious.

I need 5 minutes of your time.

I never said that.

Give me your number and the

doctor will call you right back.

Money cheerfully refunded.

This offer limited to the first 100

people who call in.

Leave your CV and we'll keep it on file.

This hurts me more than it hurts you.

Your table will be ready in a few minutes.

Let's have lunch sometime.

It's not the money, it's the

principle.

I wasn't feeling well.

I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

I was just kidding.

I was only trying to help.

Hey, you've lost weight!

Bye, I will write to you.

I believe you.

I don't drink at all.

We don't have to sign it, oral agreement will be fine.

I'm not hungry.

Did I ever tell you lies?

It makes me cry.

All I want is just peace in all the world.

I am sorry.

I didn't mean it.

I am not afraid of ghosts.

I swear I won't tell it to anyone.

I didn't do it deliberately.(Schoolyard lie)

He started it! (Mostly schoolyard)

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Is that a bad word? (Definitely schoolyard)

Congratulations - You are the 50,000,000th visitor to this site. (Internet lie)

Click here to claim your prize. (Internet lie)

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 21, 2013 ⏰

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