P A R A G R A P H S

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You wake up the next day and see handro on the floor throwing tampons at the wall and you watch him for a while

Geesy: morning princess

You: hi papas. Whatcha dooooin

Geesy: I dont know. Just started overthinking so I decided to learn how a tampon works and it doesn't make sense

You: its simple

Geesy: AAH WAIT NO YOURE NOT GONNA SHOW ME FOR REALS RIGHT EW STOP NO.

He covers his eyes screaming as you get out of bed and you smack him

You: no sped.

Geesy: oh. Cool keep going hermosa

You: so you take it and you go BOOM and it's in.

Geesy: huh.

You: oh my God slow self come here

He sits in front of you smiling and you grab a tampon and you put it in his mouth

You: see you do that and then you do this

You push the end in and he sits there crossing his eyes looking at the plastic end sticking out of his mouth

You: and then this and you're done

You pull the plastic part out of his mouth and he coughs feeling the cotton on his tongue and you pull it on of his mouth like you would to take it out of yourself

Geesy: I still don't get it

You: do you not understand or are you just tryna watch me naked

Geesy: ehhh

You: both huh

Geesy:  more so don't understand

You: fine come get a stuffed

He goes into the closet and grab a black bear you GA e him a couple years ago and he throws it at you

You: get me some sci- why the fuck is there already a hole in it

Geesy: um. Because. Just cuz,

You: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING THE STUFFIE I GAVE YOU?!

Geesy: no?

You: nasty.

You take a tampon and put it in and you push it and take the plastic out and he nods

Geesy: I get in now

You: good. Now I gotta go change mine. Don't watch you fucking pedophile.

Geesy: You still aint report me v.

You: keep saying that and I will you fuckin border hopper

Geesy: n*gga you a border hopper too.

You: never said I wasn't

Geesy: die.

You: nah.

You go into the bathroom and change you pad and tampon and you sit on the bed

Geesy: you wanna come to the stuuuuuuuu

You: no.

Geesy: too late youre going no wig no makeup

He grab your fuzzy slides and throws you over his shoulder and puts you in the car and you groan kicking your legs

You: bro ion even got deodorant on yet goddamn

Geesy: I know

He hands you some and you roll your eyes putting it on.

You: can I wax your jungle legs