"Pizza girl"

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Tucker | Addison

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Tucker | Addison

"Hello?"

"Hello sir, I am talking from Pizzeria. We have a new scheme with discounts just for this week. two medium Pepperoni Pizza for just $15 along with a free drink. Are you interested?"

 "I didn't order any pizza."

"I know sir, but as a part of of the advertising campaign we are calling all our previous customers. So are you interested or not?"

"Someone's in a bad mood, huh?"

"I've spent the entire afternoon calling customers, and being yelled at for disturbing them. So forgive me if I'm not in my best mood."

"Ah, that explains it. You are not doing a good job, you know at advertising your scheme."

"Are you going to order anything or not?"

"Well let's see...how about no?"

"...."

"Wow, she actually hung up. I was just joking."

***

"Good morning, this is Pizzeria's hotline! How may I help you?"

"Entertain me."

"Excuse me?"

"I'm bored"

"So naturally, you decided to call the Pizzeria hotline so I could entertain you?"

 "Exactly! You catch up quick pizza girl."

"...."

"Not again..."

***

"What do you want?"

"Jeez, what's got your panties in a twist, pizza girl?"

"Firstly, do NOT call me pizza girl. And next, well I'm just having a bad day. Besides, you never order anything anyways."

"Aw, I sympathize...not. It's too late pizza girl, the name has stuck."

"Ughh...so what do you want?"

"Oh come on, is this any way to talk to a customer? I wonder what you manager will say..."

"I can almost picture you as the villain in the kids' cartoon laughing the evil laugh. Besides, the manager is a cool guy, he doesn't give a shit, he loves me too much."

"So you're dating your manager?"

"What?! No! Eww, my manager is a forty year old man, like my father!"

"Oh..."

"Yeah.."

"...."

"Well that got awkward. Anyways, why did you call again? Don't you have something better to do than troubling a pizza g- no wait, I mean me?

"See you accept the name ;) I called because I was bored."

"Again? Don't you have anything to do or what?"

"Don't deny it, I know you love talking to me, pizza girl."

"We just met... actually called and by the looks of it, your ego is bigger than your brain"

"You wound me, well then, looks like we will have to talk more to prove my point. See you tomorrow, pizza girl!"

"Wait- did he just...?

"...."

"...."

"

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