This silly shit post was brought to you by something I'm on but it's not weed. When I wrote this it was 2:25 am, so I'm sorry if I have some very concerning grammar mistakes.
Also, I kind of said some very uh- bad words during the making of this so yeah-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FORGOT TO UPLOAD THIS ON MAY 3- I'm sorry
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Ah yes, let's say you randomly just saw this tomb and decided to check out if there was an actual mummy inside of it
And guess what? There is, and it's fucking alive.
Do you regret opening it? No
Do you regret going here? Maybe
Do you still hate your friends for leaving you behind? Yes
Its been a month ever since you got lost in Egypt and stumbling across this cool golden tomb with your friends
Sadly, they left you due to the sudden noise that came out of the opened coffin
Your reactions were a bit late, so when a hot- no, when a mummified male emerged from the dead that where your senses started kicking in
'Haha! (Y/N) (L/N) is about to get fucked'
Not in a smutty way since I don't write those, but anywaysThe mummy didn't really do that so that's an 'L' for you. Though he just let you stay there for a couple of weeks to the point that it's been a long ass time
During those days, the so-called pharaoh that goes by the name of Naib was really rude and gloomy towards you for no reason at all
But of course, like any other fanfic, he started to warm up to you until the point that he was already in love with you
And that's a mission accomplished by (Y/N).
During the present time, you were mostly teaching him about the recent new stuff that the world has created
(You taught him how to breakdan-)
He was fascinated by your stories, you loved how there was always a twinkle in his.. Scary... Red eyes when he listened to you
However, the only thing that he doesn't quite understand was 'Love' As a cruel and cold leader, he didn't have time to establish a relationship with actual people
Naib was too focused on power and money.
Poor thing doesn't even know how to show affection! You remember him confessing his love to you by offering an actual human heart
"Naib I love you darling but please- I don't need another heart"
"Oh.. Sorry.."
Ah, those memories! It's cute that the once cold-hearted pharaoh is now trying his best to show love and affections towards his beloved human
And that leads us to this situation!
This time, Naib was thinking of a way on how to show his affection and love to you
It wasn't really a special day, but he just had an urge to do something wholesome
"Maybe.. Another hear- no! She didn't like it... Wait! Maybe a jar of well-contained organs would work!" That.. Terrifying idea hit the bingo, but a little later he started to bang his head to the wall
He realized that it might scare you, and he also realized that it was a pretty dumb idea "Oh by the Gods... What am I going to do..?" Naib crossed his arms and deeply exhaled.
You suddenly then spotted the irritated pharaoh, it was a cute sight to see but you didn't really waste any time "Oh, Naib! I noticed that you looked a bit bothered today, what seems to be the problem?" (Y/N) gently tapped his shoulder which made him flinch. Naib shook his head "Nothing, it's nothing!"
You shrugged and walked away "Uh, okay I guess? Just- Just call me when something wrong happens"
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Naib sat down in defeat, behind him was a big pile of gold and silver
In the ocean of shining treasure, he couldn't find a gift for youHe knew that wealth wouldn't make you happy because its only a temporary thing that a human could keep
Unlike him, that bitch dead af.
When he was about to stand up he noticed this one object in the mess he made
It was a heart-shaped silver locket and when it is opened a picture can be put insideThe pharaoh smiled, he finally found the perfect gift.
He then ran out of that room to find (Y/N) Luckily, you were just on a chair munching on some offerings that the humans gave to the Pharaoh
"Hello darling!- well damn you look like you've been hit by a train" You stood up and walked towards him
"Wait! I c-command you to stop right there!" He put up his hand
"Eh? Are you okay Naib?"
"I have Uhm.. A gift for you!"
Your eyes widen in surprise, it wasn't even your birthday nor your anniversary. "Oh! Your so sweet darling!"
His face turned red from the compliment and then he shook his head "Tch- here, just take it!"
You chuckled and grabbed the gift in his handIt was a heart-shaped silver locket, your eyes twinkled with joy
"So... Do you like it?"
"what do you mean like? I love it so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!" (Y/N) hugged Naib and gave out butterfly kisses on his face while you continued to spam thank you, luckily you weren't in a quick match.
Due to the sudden rush of happiness, the pharaoh picked you up and twirled you around After a few moments of random laughing and dancing, you and your lover sat down.
And so, the two lovebirds bonded together until nighttime
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