A Fight for Steve

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As I pulled back from Endergirl she smiled at me. I smiled back. This world isn't as bad as I thought it was. I at least have someone like Endergirl here with me. Than the Nether broke loose. Literally. A portal appeared behind Endergirl and Creeper and Skeleton jumped out and tackled Endergirl. All three of them got into a fight in front of me. They started shouting phrases;

"Off my man!"

"He deserves me!"

"I'm way better!"

I felt my cheeks get red as they fought over me. Seriously, this was like the drama I always saw in those movies. Than someone grabbed my hand. I yelped and turned around to see zombie. She was wet and was angry, "My potato!" she pulled me to her and kissed me deeply on the lips. I heard two gasps and a growl, soon changing to three growls. Soon I get pulled back and kissed on the lips roughly. Its skeleton and she's looking so cute as she kisses me, blushing and her eyes squeezed shut. Than she's pulled back by creeper who hisses at her. She grabs my collar and kisses me on the lips sloppily, looking really passionate and in control. Soon she gets pulled back and all four fight. I have to choose between Kind, cute, crazy or aggressive. Holy Cow this is hard! But than the portal starts talking in a raspy voice, "Fools! If Steve is to return home you cannot make out with him! He has to fulfill his purpose!"

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