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Mare: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. what do i do?
Kilorn: punch him in the stomach and when he doubles over, kiss him.
Evangeline: tackle him.
Shade: kick him in the shin.
Maven: dump him.
Cal: JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

Mare: Can you teach me how to be a bitch?
Evangeline: rude.
Evangeline: but yes.

Kilorn, opening a caprisun: I guess I'll just drink my sorrows away.

Shade: why would you give a gun to a child?
Farley: Clara felt unsafe.
Shade: now I feel unsafe
Farley: sorry
Farley: ... do you want a gun?

Mare: looks like we're on to plan B.
Cal: technically we're on like plan g.
Evangeline: how many plans do we have? Is there like a plan m?
Shade: yeah, but Mare dies in plan m.
Maven: I like plan m.

Kilorn: there's no "i" in team but there is one in pizza.
Cameron: so you're not going to share?
Kilorn: I'm not gonna share.

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